Updated Wednesday 4:40 p.m. PST 

Fired news anchor A.J. Clemente visited the Today show and he got the chance to explain just what happened during this week's on-air gay-profanity gaffe.

It's seemingly more innocent than it sounded.

Watch after the jump!

There is an Oprah, after all. And she loves us just the way we were born. 

Speaking of, we love Kellan Lutz just the way he was born, too, and practically have the vapors after FINALLY getting to see him in his born-day suit. 

Follow the jump for NSFW screen caps of Kellan in all his glory hole realness in the new movie Java Heat. 

The itch left in our cold, black hearts from the Scissor Sisters hiatus has been scratched by SS hottie Del Marquis solo experiments with vocalist Xavier.

"Let Me Tickle Your Fancy," the first single off an upcoming solo release from Del, is leaving us and the rest of the world giddy with a controversial NSFW music video. Check it out after the jump!

Bi-coastal (the only 'bi' we've so far been able to establish for the super male model, but we're working on it, trust) Nick Ayler looks like he came down to Earth straight errr directly from the heavens. But a new style spread for GQ Italia pinpoints his exact origins in the "Galaxy of Love." A little hokey, but we'll take it. 

Ready for blastoff to Nick's humble homoland? Follow the jump to catch GQ Italia's slightly NSFW promo video shot by Richard Gerst.

A new ad from PETA connects a vegetarian diet to sexual health in men by replacing man meat with the squash family. The activist group is always up to some head-shaking unbelievable shit, but this new stunt might take the cock cake. Check out the NSFW-ish commercial after the jump. 

Book our tickets to Austria post-haste! We're suddenly craving some culture!

The Leopold Museum in Vienna has a new exhibit that's piqued our interest. The title: "Nude Men."

More after the jump (but may be NSFW if your office HATES CULTURE).

We've never hoped the Mayans got things wrong more than we did today after quivering our eyeballs all over the first round of images of naked rugby stars from the 2013 Dieux Du Stade Calendar. 

Check out a handul (literally) of NSFW preview pics after the jump!

What does it take to be an Andrew Christian model (aside from stellar genetics)? Lasik, a hair buzzer, a few bench presses and some Nair, apparently, and voila! Comely lads like this cute bespectacled boy are transformed into softcore underwear models!

Watch Andrew Christian's troupe of trainers give a sexy geek the model makeover in "The Newbie," after the jump! (Possibly NSFW).

Suffolk, England's Playford Football Club hopes that a silly (but sexy) video showing them play a game of soccer in their underwear will help the team raise $1,178 for uniforms, balls and other sports thingies. 

Unfortunately, in the scripting stage of this stunt, Playford FC failed to realize that seeing a half-naked game of soccer does little to incentivize the gays to help the players find clothing.

Watch the NSFW-ish video after the jump. 

Guess everyone can go ahead and cancel all their adult website subscriptions as underwear mogul Andrew Christian continues to give the milk away for free on a regular basis!

Not that we're complaining.

Latest in the softcore (one X instead of three) series is a behind-the-scenes look (featuring lots of looks at bubble behinds!) at AC's upcoming Jockstrap Cowboys video. Check out the two bootylicious NSFW videos after the jump!

Grindr will make what is being called its scripted TV debut in the upcoming USA series Political Animals, and thanks to a super sezzy preview, we get a taste (almost literally) of what to expect! 

The NSFW-ish video after the jump. 

Bel Ami Andrew Christian returns with the brand's latest NSFW eye-popper, "Lick." For AC's latest, a stable of underwear clad studs give us more delirium induced tongue action than an evangelical sermon. 

Get your tongues ready to wag with for "Lick," viewable after the jump!