Now that Madonna and Lady Gaga have worked things out, Mother Monster needs to find inspiration elsewhere. Hmm. Justin Bieber, maybe?

The One & Only showed us that she has what it takes to lead the Little Monster Masses after pulling a Bieber and puking mid-performance during "Edge of Glory" in Spain. Bitch did not stop choreography or singing (Halleloo!) while she hurled over a side rail. Now that's talent. 

If her costumes and videos have ever wondered what Lady Gaga has been smoking, you now have the confirmed obvious answer: it's the marijuana plant, or as the kids call it these days, "Mary Jane."

Video taken of Mother Monster on stage in Amsterdam shows her lighting up what is referred to by hippie socialists as a "joint" before going on about how "reefer" has changed her life.  

If "The Rocky Horror Glee Show" didn't hit your Glee-spots, perhaps this video taken of a surprise performance of "Dammit Janet" by Lea Michele and Matthew Morrison will do the trick better than we plan to this Halloqueen weekend!