U.S. Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte's hilarious mom, Ike, had the interwebs all-a-twitter when she dropped the bomb that her son, one of our reigning wet dreams (he's a SWIMMER, folks) is only into one-night stands.

She explained, “He goes out on one-night stands. He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”

For those of us that view Lochte in a "one time/anytime (anywhere)" light, the news was met with amusement and full-fledged hope! Ryan, however is now clearing the air. 

See what he thinks of his mom's comments after the jump.