We know you've been dying of anticipation over this so we won't make you wait any longer. 

We've got new Paris Hilton music! (You remember her, right?)

No? Not dying of anticipation? Not waiting with bated breath? 

Sorry, we can't be the only ones that actually liked "Stars Are Blind"... Right? Listen to Paris's "Last Night" after the jump. 

The gay fallout in the wake of the Paris quake continues with the sassiest response we've heard yet courtesy of the outspoken Adam Lambert.

So, what did Adam have to say about Paris's "most gay men probably have AIDS" mouth vomit?

Looks like her publicist's hastily written late-night apology didn't do Paris Hilton much good; Logo has announced that it will not air a Paris Hilton documentary as planned due to the socialite's "most gay men probably have AIDS" comments. 

Bret Easton Ellis. Step away from the Twitter.

The director didn't make any fans when he insinuated that openly gay actors can't convincingly play straight characters and we doubt he'll be erased from anyone's shit list following his apparent agreement with Paris Hilton's recent anti-gay AIDS rant.

See what he had to say after the jump.

What offends Cher most about Paris Hilton's anti-gay taxi cab confession? Charlie Hides outdoes himself in his latest spoof starring gaydored divas after the jump!

Paris Hilton has released a lengthy apology letter after her controversial comments about Grindr gays garnered headlines across the world.

Paris Hilton is taking over the role formerly played by Rupert Everett this week of unfiltered homophobic idiot. In audio acquired by RadarOnline, Paris's unmistakable voice is heard disparaging gays who hookup as "disgusting," going on to say that "most of them probably have AIDS."

With the audio and the comments clear as day and ricocheting across the Internet, how is Paris's team trying to spin this as proof that she's our BFF?

Paris Hilton's attempted reinvention as a DJ made its messy-faced debut at the Pop Music Festival in Brazil over the weekend and it was nothing short of a trainwreck (fun with DJ slang!).

While music-minded professionals in the audience complained left and right that the Z-lister had hands-on help for mixing the levels of a pre-arranged set list (which does not a DJ make), it was when Paris attempted to premier her new track with Afrojack that things really hit Lohan levels. Video after the jump. 

Paris Hilton, relic of reality TV's golden years in the early aughts, has returned for revenge in her war on music. For "Drunk Text," Paris joins dance music producers Manufactured Superstars (how appropriate) to give the children of today an American history crash course covering that once embarrassing practice in which older folks of Paris's age once engaged. Follow the jump to listen if you dare and let us know if you heart it or hate it in the comments!

Paris will NOT tolerate you asking her when her 15 minutes of fame, that has lasted 15 years, will end! But she will remind you of all of her product lines. After the jump watch her get sassy and find out the answer to this question: How much have Paris' perfumes made in sales according to ABC? $50 million, $500 million or $1 billion?

It’s been a little while since we posted about our good friends over at the NOH8 Campaign, but that doesn’t mean they haven’t been working. Adam and Jeff have been busier than ever, traveling to cities, snapping photos and adding more and more community faces to this ever-growing project for equality.

And along the way they make a few more famous friends, as well. Check out the newly released pics featuring Hot In Cleveland stars Jane Leeves, Wendie Malick and Valerie Bertinelli. But we can’t help but ask, where’s Betty?!

Also new to the famous NOH8 faces are Verne Troyer (making a big little statement), Paris “That’s Hot” Hilton and our former cover guy and future baby daddy Marco da Silva!

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