We smell a new Hillary meme!

Even more photographic evidence that Hillary Clinton might give our fabulousness a run for its money hit the Internet this weekend after the Secretary of State let her blown-out hair down at a Colombian bar.

This national holiday marks the end of weenie and buns season, as well as no more hot dogs on the grill. We will be saying au revoir to pool parties and beaches, bbqs and driving with our tops off. Who are we kidding, driving with our tops off stops in December! We're just relieved that we have a good seven months before we have to see another co-worker in a speedo.

Whatever you do, please do it safely, because we can't afford to lose any of our precious readers.

Love,

Instinct

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The gayttention span, a distinctly different scientific phenomenon than the run-of-the-mill attention span, is fickle and needy. It's accustomed to regular distraction from Googling Joe Manganiello every four minutes, being able to find at least one incarnation of Real Housewives on cable at any given moment and actively plotting the re-Feng-Shui-ing of living quarters with brain power reserves, to say the least. But with Miss Hurricane Irene expected to aggressively blow on more men across the Northeast than Lady Bunny, the population's power, fresh water and phone services are at risk of cutting out for...

As mid-summer quickly approaches and gays from Fire Island to the O.C. quickly scrounge for invites to the last of  the pool parties, it is important to remember the structure of this timeless tradition. After the jump check out the criteria and link.

We have so much Pride inside that we're about to burst into a glitter-bomb of rainbow confetti, so thank god Oprah the world-infamous Work! events will keep us celebrating all of NYC Pride weekend (which kicks off in one week!). Follow the jump for details on where we'll be dancing for most of NYC Pride...

We're sure you're already planning on hitting up Wonderland, the biggest L.A. Pride party for years now, this Saturday. But just in case, a (sexy) reminder of the fun that you can plan to have when you fall down the rabbit hole this weekend on the Paramount Studios backlot courtesy of promoter Tom Whitman...

Head here for more info/tickets! Happy L.A. Pride!

We at Instinct apparently love daily doses of humility mixed with painful reminders of our physical inadequacies. Therefore, after the jump we displayed our favorite workout video from a gay and gorgeous L.A. trainer.

Summer is nearly officially over, so why not send it out with one (or more, we won't judge) bangs?

Here are some events that have caught our queer eyes -- and perhaps some we can be caught at, as well:

Saturday, September 4

Get Wet Palm Springs!

Sunday, September 5

Hydrat Pool Party in Vegas!

Sunday, September 5

Freemasons at Arena in L.A.!

We hate to say it, but sorry WeHo, move over Chelsea -- there's nothing gayer than Las Vegas. Boasting Cher, Bette, Celine and more sequins than Liberace's boudoir, the City of Sin is a city of men...

It has reverberated around the world for 40 years, but Pride has its indisputable origins in New York City. Every year, millions of global gays head to the city to check out what is widely-regarded as the best Pride celebration on the planet. Thusly, the calendar of events for NYC Pride (taking place this weekend, June 25 - 28) is as crowded and overwhelming as the variety of hot men packed into the city for the week. But don't stress! Sit back, grab a cocktail and let Instinct help those of you heading to the Big Apple slice up your Pride schedule with the can’t-miss events that have caught our queer eyes. As for the overwhelming choice of men you’ll face, you’re on your own. But we have faith in you.

Happy Pride, Instincters!

Friday,...

The notorious iPhone app Grindr turns one today (marking one of the least productive years in the gay community), and to celebrate, is throwing itself big bday bashes around the world. We know you're secretly as addicted to Grindr as we are, so if you wanna help blow out its candle you can head here and find the event nearest you.

Halloween falls on a Saturday, meaning the world-famous West Hollywood Carnivale will likely be more crowded than it's ever been. Boo! (sorry for the obvious Halloween pun.)

Instead, why not support a great organization like The Trevor Project and get the best view of the massive decadence from the rooftop of LASC?

Saturday, October 31

7 - 11:30 p.m.

$60 individual; $150 Cabana

LASC rooftop in WeHo

For tickets or more information, head here.