Until humans invent the equivalent of refrigeration for homosexuals, says Oklahoma pastor James Taylor, it will remain an abomination. As for pork and shellfish, god has decided to promote them to "acceptable" now that we can jam double-wide freezers into our garages. Your daily dose of cray, after the jump. 

Hate group leaders and former Dbag of the Day crown holders Peter LaBarbera (of the Americans for Truth About Homosexuality) and vehement anti-gay activist "Pastor" John Kirkwood have decided that Dan Savage won the Bible/same-sex marriage debate against their homophobic colleague, Brian Brown. 

But why? 

With echoes of the failed witch hunt of Judge Vaughn Walker following California's Prop 8 trial, anti-gay Republicans in Illinois have gotten the ball rolling early and demanded that Judge Sophia Hall recuse herself from hearing the challenge to the state's ban on same-sex marriage. Details follow.