Tom Hanks's hip-hop rapping hobbyist of a son Chet Haze (Government name: Chester Hanks) tweeted shirtless photos over the weekend, much to the dismay of heterosexual boyfriends around the world. 

"Apologies to all boyfriends," Chet wrote ahead of a picture with the caption, "Ladies... This is for you." 

When Twitter climaxed with orgasms from both female and male fans, Chet felt the need to clarify (and send out one more pic)...

Harvard welcomed two of the world's most powerful women yesterday as Lady Gaga and mom Cynthia launched their much-anticipated Born This Way Foundation. Oprah, whom Gaga recently dethroned as Forbes' most powerful woman in the world, joined Mother Monster (and Mother Monster's Mother) on stage for the event. Details and video follow. 

Well, Renuzit obviously knows the way to our "nose." In its brand-spank-us-new campaign for its just-launched line of air fresheners, Renuzit Fresh Accents, the French company peppers its ads with a healthy dosing of sex. Get a good whiff of that and want more? Follow the jump for much more of Renuzit's "Gorgeous Men."

Fresh off the launch of his successful 2012 calendar (benefitting amFAR), the hot designer/model/clothing-allergic Jack Mackenroth has returned with a new slew of sezzy images to get us through the year, courtesy of photographer West Phillips. Follow the jump for more (NSFW-ish)!

Instinct's research department spent the afternoon toiling away on what was hands down/ankles up the most important project of the week: identifying the man Liquid Plumr claimed to be the "hottest plumber ever." Thanks to tedious and totally unpleasant Googling (and one loyal commenter), we finally have our man, model/actor/drool-solicitor Aaron O'Connell. Follow the jump for our full highly-classified NSFW report on our new boyfriend. 

Some folks combined their hate of gays with their hate of Valentines Day to come up with the global trending Twitter topic, #FagDay. It's a little shocking because one just assumes the responsible dbags are so brainless that they can't even add simple maths like the above equation! But lo, the addition somehow slipped into the No. 3 trending topic on the social network this morning. 

Thank Gaga it's Friday because we'll need at least 2 and a half days to spend cuddled up under the covers with David Beckham's latest interview. (Details follow.)

If you put up with six hours-worth of bouncing balls in the longest grand slam final in tennis history during the Australian Open men's final, you were treated to quite the reward for your efforts when Novak Djokovic gave Bruce Banner a run for his money after finally beating Rafael Nadal (who also disrobed!). The video that cemented tennis as our current favorite sport, after the jump.

At the risk of aging ourselves and shattering the well-established illusion that we can still accurately use the word "twink" on our Grindr profiles, former MTV VJ Dan Cortese was one of our first man crushes in the *take a deep breath* 1990s. Now, the 44-year old star is back on our gaydar after appearing on Hot In Cleveland wearing nothing but a towel alongside Betty White. Why does Betty always get our men?!

More pics of our Hump Day Hottie after the jump! 

You know what goes really well with a sweater vest? Three cups of glitter. Rick Santorum got an overdue glitter-bombing this weekend before heading out of South Carolina. Details and video follow. 

Have you found skating to be less than entertaining recently? A bit drab, might you say? Well, thanks to the surprising return of Johnny Weir, the ice is about to heat up once again. Details follow.

Blue Ivy Carter's name may be buzzing on Twitter, but millions of Beyoncés are now buzzing around Northern Australia. Details follow.