Sorry, September Issue, your spot at the top of every gay and girl's list might be overthrown by pesky ol' October! 

For Vogue's October cover, Annie Leibovitz took Tim Tebow to the bottom of a rock quarry to push around over-sized tires and throw on football drag. It sounds like the making of a cheap porn produced in the Valley, and after seeing the behind-the-scenes video, it looks like it, too. (Not that we're complaining.) 

Feast your eyes on the football sensation's Jesus-approved six-pack and pecs after the jump!

Matt Bomer, looking better than ever, rocks our favorite look for fall: a six pack and two boxing gloves.

Top that Balmain!

Check out the promo for the new episode of White Collar featuring a shirtless Matt Bomer at the top of his game after the jump.

Take the ubiquitous Skrillex hairstyle, turn it a third of the way counter clockwise, add a dash of 2007 Britney Spears and a sprinkle of the Three Stooges' Moe and you have Lady Gaga's new hairstyle. 

Follow the jump to check out the result of Gaga's romantic night with the clippers (and we don't mean a night with the entire L.A. basketball franchise—that'd paint us a whole other kind of jealous). 

As if Brendon Ayanbadejo and Chris Kluwe haven't given us enough of a reason to watch the NFL this season, new multi-fabric see-through pants that offer a new view on the field have us thanking Oprah for inventing high-def television and DVR. How much for those seats??

Apparently, Tim Tebow is such a fan of the wet t-shirt contest-like-pants that he prefers wearing black jockstraps to enhance the effect/distract potential sackers.

More details and images of Nike's new league-wide designs in use over the weekend after the jump!

Don't get us wrong—we love the new trend of amateur sports teams disrobing for charity. But we've wondered how, exactly, the teams who strip down to pay for new uniforms think that going in the buff is any incentive for their admirers to help them cover up!

With their thinking caps on (but nothing else!) the Warwick University men's rowing team has figured out a way to entice their admirers to pitch in for new uniforms. 

So, what is Warwick doing that makes us actually want to help them find new clothes? Follow the jump for the NSFW answer!

There will be an extra skip in our step whenever we walk down the Hollywood Walk of Fame (now with 15 percent more LGBT!) thanks to the much-deserved inclusion of Ellen Degeneres! Details follow. 

We would've been satisfied just putting our pom-poms up for the Fabulous Beekman Boys (Josh Kilmer-Purcell and Brent Ridge) on the upcoming season of The Amazing Race. But now, with word that Chippendales have also been cast, our loyalties and legs are up in the air.  

Look up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a Tom Daley in Clark Kent hipster drag?

Feel Tom's heat with more pics from the new Heat Magazine spread after the jump!

It looks like Bel Ami star Dolph Lambert has taken up Elton John and David Furnish's St. Tropez newly-empty guest room after Neil Patrick Harris and family headed back to the states. Word on the gayvine is Elton has a taste for Bel Ami's stable of stars (who doesn't?) and regularly hosts them when he's in Prague.

Now, after having family week with NPH and tots in tow, Elton and David have decidely kicked back in St. Tropez with an entourage of stunning studs. Details follow. 

Thank Gaga Ryan Lochte has that whole swimming thing going for him. Now we're not saying he isn't pretty to look at while shirtless on the set of 90210, we're simply saying he's a terrible, horrific, hide yo' kids kind of actor. He makes Snooki seem like she's on a Meryl Streep level of thespianism, he's that Razzie-worthy. But, ABS! (Follow the jump for a sneak peek at Ryan's acting debut.)

To coincide with the appearance of the 11-foot tall statues of David Beckham at H&M locations in the U.S. today, the retailer has released a handful of new shots of the gorgeous athlete posing in his Bodywear underwear line staples. Grab more of Becks' handful after the jump!

Tim Tebow auditions a new trademark pose (well, resurrects a 2,000 year old pose) for viraldom ahead of the new NFL season in GQ's September cover story. More pics after the jump.