Why mess with perfection?

Around this time last year we devoted an Instinct lunch break to lusting after pics of Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore shirtless on a Miami Beach. Guess Shemar knows that no shirt + the Miami sun x a beach + paparazzi = lots of blog loving because the scorching hot actor gave us Moore of our favorite kind of math this week! (More pics after the jump.)

Deciding that the publicist-orchestrated Sydney hotel balcony half-nekkid shots were a complete success and penetrated (*snicker—we said "success") international media, our boyfriend Zac Efron has pulled his pants over his bare booty, taken his hand off his junk and erected the classiest privacy shield this side of a Ventura adult film shoot.

You ruin everything, Zac Efron!

We're happy to call Zac Efron whatever he asks us to (he doesn't even have to pull our hair like we usually prefer during such demands), but it sounds like "heart throb" won't be included as a choice. Details follow. 

(Jan Trojan, Aiden Andrews, Michael Camiloto, and John Passavant)

New York's annual Jeffrey Fashion Cares has always helped us really care about fashion. Thanks to NYMag, we have five demonstrations from the 2012 presentation begging us to care even more. 

We're accountable for a good 100k hits on Madonna's music video for "Girl Gone Wild," largely because of male supermodel Rob Evans. The lip quivering hunky star has been building his resume for years before Her Madgesty brought him to international gayttention. But there's no better time than now to give Rob's ol' CV a look over, right?

More pics of our Hump Day Hottie (and the NSFW uncensored version of "Girl Gone Wild" featuring a whole other side of Rob), after the jump!

Turkey does not allow gays in its military, but instead of operating under a "Don't Ask, Don't  Tell" kind of law, Turkish officials want gay recruits to tell, tell, tell so they can kick them out of service. 

We are officially removing our "I Hate Mondayz" cat poster and replacing it with this shot of a shirtless Darren Criss for People Magazine. We will likely remove it by lunch if we want to get any work done. Follow the jump and let us know which of the dozens of Darren's half-nekkid shots is your favorite!

Though he swears he won't be giving us any fully-nude action during his run as the celebrity host of the Las Vegas Chippendales, Bachelor alum Jake Pavelka still managed giving us plenty of skin to work with as he helped the stripping troupe celebrate it's 10th anniversary. More pics of Jake's nips working the carpet for that money, after the jump!

Brandon Morgan, a US Marine, and boyfriend Dalan Wells never expected their reunion kiss to lead to so much action. (What good is first base for, then?!) With their homecoming smooch shared at a military base now a venerable cultural moment, the pair have parlayed the attention into subtle activism. Follow the jump to check out a local news interview with Brandon and Dalan. 

Days Of Our Lives has finally caught up with the new millennium and aired its first gay kiss on Thursday's episode. Better late than never, right? (We'll cut the show some slack because it gave us that smoldering shirtless stud slideshow yesterday. And no, we did not lisp any "s" in that sequence, thankyouverymuch.) Follow the jump for a picture of the first same-sex smooch to grace Days of our Lives!

NBC understands that the quickest way to get us all lathered up for its soap is by way of its able-bodied stable of Days Of Our Lives studs. To reinvigorate our interest in the daytime drama, the soap has launched an online (mostly) shirtless slideshow featuring "Salem's Hottest Hunks." We did the dirty work to cut through the bull and bring you the slideshow's hottest picks, available after the jump.

If you wanna elicit the drool and tongues from our mouths, a good place to start is in the packaging. Australia's 2wink puts the quickest way to our hearts to task in its new package-enhancing underwear "Hung Downunder." Break out the yard stick and measure Hung Downunder's efficacy with a few more promotional shots of the new line, available after the jump!