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Kylie's responded to the gay gasps heard round the world with the announcement that she's retiring from music. So what did she have to say??

Find out after the jump!

Updated Monday, 11:20 a.m. EST

Scissor Sister frontman Jake Shears didn't take too kindly to Azealia Banks' use of faggot and suicide against Perez Hilton, and decided to open up the classroom to teach the rising hip hop star a lesson. 

If you've been going through withdrawals because it's been two or three months since Madonna last pulled her hard earned diva card, then you can breathe a sigh of relief today 'cause the MDNA is being served up on a platter and telling bitches to EAT IT once again.  

International pop star Mika has plenty to celebrate!

He's now openly gay (as revealed to the world by Instinct last week), has fans hysterical with anticipation for his new album The Origin Of Love (slated for a fall release), and provides a late but competitive entry into the Song of Summer battle with "Celebrate" (featuring Pharrell Williams). The anthemic new single got its music video debut this morning just in time to give us another reason to celebrate this Market Days weekend! Check out Mika's latest after the jump! 

The European financial crisis has forced gorgeous 37-year old pop-star Robbie Williams to face the persistent, career-long gay rumors by auctioning up his booty. So, what's the price tag that Robbie has placed on going gay-for-pay?

When you adore Gaga, Gaga adores you back and calls you a Little Monster. When you adore Madonna, she wants to know how profound your adoration is. See, they aren't so similar after all. Details after the jump.

As we try to figure out what's up with Dannii's wig in part three of her interview with sister Kylie, follow the jump to hear the blonde Aussie icon give the (unsurprising?) answer to "with whom do you most want to collaborate?"...

What does it say about the world and Lady Gaga fans that butchers have to unite to warn us all not to wear meat dresses for Halloween? Packs of ravenous coyotes are the first things that come to my Mary mind...

(Follow the jump for the hilarious-but-not-intended-to-be video warning from butchers.)

In my day, we walked uphill in three feet of snow to the schoolhouse and our “divas” earned their titles accordingly. Whether it is Blackberry attacks on assistants, riders that demand only green Skittles in dressing rooms, or the launch of at least one “farewell tour,” divas were forced to earn their stripes in the past.

But VH1 is attempting to broaden the term, as evident in its upcoming VH1 Divas lineup. Now, only having one album under your wings or being associated in any way with American Idol makes you a diva in the eyes of the network.

Sure, Adele, Kelly Clarkson, Leona Lewis and Jordin Sparks possess talent in their young ages, but divas? Really?

(And I’m not even mentioning that Miley Cyrus is included in the special,...