A satirical campaign video for Romney's "47 percent "AND for the gays, Gossip's "Get A Job" is finally here and features many employment opportunities. Watch as Beth tries her hands at dentistry, massage, public speaking and more in the latest from the seminal S.F. band after the break!

Our love affair for power/synth-pop singer/songwriter Frankmusik is well documented, so of course we were elated when he released his long awaited EP Far From Over for free on his website on Valentine's Day. Thanks, Frankmusik!

"Map," one of the first standout tracks, already got a music video. In it, Frankmusik is as hot as ever, singing straight, err directly, to our homo hearts. Fall in love with Frankmusik all over agin by watching "Map" after the jump!

Unfortunately, our nightly clutches of the rosary have proven ineffective because our prayers have been declined: Mrs. Betty Bowers will not be the new Pope. Check out the latest from America's Best Christian after the jump!

Talk about the perfect Valentine's Day delivery!

What cupid do we have to stalk to have to able-bodied hunks deliver a ready-to-go Justin Timberlake already in position atop a bed today? Cards, roses and kisses are cute and all, but listen up, valentines, this is our idea of the perfect romantic night. 

Check out the just-debuted music video for Justin Timberlake's "Suit & Tie" after the jump!

Like many, Stephen Colbert was shocked by the Pope's announcement that he was resigning, but Colbert took the news that the Pope was "out" a little differently than most. 

Watch after the jump.

"Stay," the piano-loop ballad that finally shows off Rihanna's live vocal prowess, gets an emotionally fitting music video released today. Follow the jump to check out the gorgeous Rihanna/Mikky Ekko track and let us know what you think in the comments. 

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Soon to be former Pope Benedict has released an official statement detailing his historic resignation. Check it out after the break.

A new music video from upcoming pop artist Hailey Rowe has left the exact face you see on that handsome mug above plastered on aghast YouTube commenters. Other YouTubers, however, find the singer's "My Boyfriend Is Gay" video cute, campy and fun. Check out the cute new music video after the jump and give us your take on it in the comments section.

Listen up boys who write "versatile" in their Grindr profiles only to reveal three messages in that their actually strict power bottoms: a trio of drag superstars know your game! Just in time to capitalize on the premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race season five (tonight at 10/9 p.m. on Logo!),Willam, Detox and Vicky Vox have reunited for a power-packed follow-up single to "Chow Down at Chick-Fil-A." Check out "Boy is a Bottom," their take on Alicia Keys' "Girl on Fire," after the break!

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Kylie's responded to the gay gasps heard round the world with the announcement that she's retiring from music. So what did she have to say??

Find out after the jump!

The early aughts are coming back in full force in 2013!

First, the biggest news of the morning that we awoke to (nope, not the Oscars)—that Justin Timberlake will bring sexy back in three days!—put a smile on our face; now, just in time for our lunchtime margarita, we have something extra to cheer to: the Destiny's Child reunion is confirmed!

But today we've gotten word that the ladies are taking one massive stage to make it official...

It really isn't complicated for us, Kentö. You're hot, can sing and are hot. That's the true definition of a triple threat, right? The L.A.-based nascent pop-star has been taken under Frankmusik's wing (a wing we'd like to get under) to embody his inspirations, Robyn, Elvis and Phoenix in one yummy, delectable sonic package. Swoon with us as we check out Kentö's new single, "Complicated," after the jump!