If we could all quit our jobs but keep the income, recognition, the fabulous apartment and the trophy boy, we'd all do it. So there's certainly no judgement coming from us upon word that Pope Benedict will retire to a deluxe apartment within the Vatican, and spend the nights with his suspicious and preferred male companion, Secretary Monsignor Georg Gänswein. 

Like many, Stephen Colbert was shocked by the Pope's announcement that he was resigning, but Colbert took the news that the Pope was "out" a little differently than most. 

Watch after the jump.

Are Dutch Catholics leaving the Catholic church based on Pope Benedict's virulent views against same-sex marriage?

It appears that many are assessing their options. 

Details after the jump!

Pope Benedict has once again exploited a holiday meant to celebrate peace and the coming together of humanity to demonize a minority group. Check out the Pope's latest vitriolic battle in his war against the LGBT community after the jump.

Minnesota Viking Chis Kluwe has once again typed off a letter so brilliant, so sassy, so educational that we might have to take yet another lunch break to try and calm down from all the swooning. This time the unlucky target on the other side of Chris's acerbic tongue is Archbishop Nienstedt of St. Paul/Minneapolis, who soaked up headlines earlier this week for telling a Catholic mother she would go to hell if she chose to love her gay son. 

So, what does Chris have to say to Archbishop Nienstedt? Grab the popcorn and follow the jump to find out!

From one queen regularly dressed in designer label chiffon dresses to another queen regularly dressed in designer label chiffon dresses, Lady Gaga has called out Pope Benedict for calling same-sex marriage "injurious." 

So, what words does Mother Monster have for Benedict?

Because nothing gets gays hotter than Pope Benedict XVI, Bel Ami's George Duroy snuck his cameras into the Vatican to make the Prada-loving European who likes to always be surrounded by other dudes the newest star of his porn franchise.

Jealous of that homosexual agenda he's been hearing so much about, Pope Benedict removed from his Birkin bag a gold-lined Prada day planner detailed with the 2012 homophobe agenda and shared it with U.S. Bishops on Friday. Details follow. 

Pope Benedict escalated his war against the international LGBT community on Monday with some of the strongest anti-gay (and, actually, anti-Christian) comments he's spewed since assuming the gold-laced frock.

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The Vatican isn't feeling wooed by those provocative United Colors of Benetton ads we told you about on Wednesday, specifically, the ad depicting Pope Benedict as a human capable of love (and, well, kissing an Imam). Details follow.

Once some of the most prominent world leaders like, Obama, Jintao, Merkel and Sarkozy get a glimpse of these, there is sure to be some awkward moments at the next G20 Summit. Details after the jump.

Spreading the "Christian" values of hate, discrimination before an estimated crowd of 1.5 million, Pope Benedict told folks gathered for Spain's World Youth Day that only straight people open to God's love are worthy of marital bliss.