Sneak some absinthe in your morning-time Irish Coffee, follow the jump, hit play on the Michel Gondry-directed music video for Bjork's "Crystalline" and enjoy the ride...

Beyoncé unleashes the real girls who run the world (numbers one and two) in the brand-spank-us new music video for "Best Thing I Never Had." Watch Lady B sex it up in the premiere, after the jump!

Sure, it's pretty hetero, but the beats are gay friendly, the stripper-pole moves are inspiring for Pride after-hours parties (what, your Pride after-hours won't have a stripper pole?) and Enrique is...well, simply gorgeous. Watch the music video premiere of "Dirty Dancer" (featuring Usher and Lil Wayne), after the jump.

It's here! Katy Perry gets her Gaga-on with a stunningly gorgeous sci-fi music video for "E.T." (featuring Kanye West). Watch the just-released EPIC video after the jump!

If you can stomach three minutes of Lady Gaga narrating a 60s/70s Star Trek-ish parable with ties to our modern civil rights struggle (and you should), check out the just-premiered Nick Knight-directed music video for "Born This Way" and let us know what you think in the comments!