Tattoos on the butt or near sexual organs are as close to gaydar as the homophobic Russian Defense Ministry can get, apparently. According to the Ministry, tattoos in these regions indicate a person's sexuality, so it will naturally force soldiers to drop trou so that doctors can interpret their tattoos like some sort of inkblot Rorschach test.

Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, and Scandal creator Shonda Rhimes has consistently been noted for consistently diverse cast of actors and characters on her shows. 

Lately she's also garnered attention for her willingness to communicate directly with fans of her shows via Twitter, which is why it's no surprise that she didn't hesitate to speak freely when a fan Tweeted her the following question:

@yvonneh48 love your shows but why all the gay and lesbian story lines?

Find out what Shonda had to say after the jump.

An age discrimination lawsuit has been brought against Abercrombie & Fitch (we're assuming the fired employee turned 22 and hence had to be shot) and it's brought to light the highly specific tastes and requirements of company CEO Michael Jeffries as it pertains to his private jet travel.

From the sounds of things, Jeffries' jet could double as a mobile Abercrombie flagship store complete with its famously sculpted employees and seizure inducing fragrance.

Get the highlights on the CEO's travel requirements after the jump.

One might be able to understand why any gay with a pulse would want to keep a good eye on the male model above, but claims about what Calvin Klein is doing to keep tabs on ex bf Nick Gruber cross the borderline into creepy. 

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As the Australian hacker accused of logging into Grindr profiles evades criminal charges, a company spokesman says that the accusations lofted last week against the popular GPS social app are "unfounded." Details follow.  

Since its launch a few weeks back, Google's social network experiment, Google+, has been heralded for all the features it prides itself on that Facebook and Twitter lack. But recently, it's been the inability for Google+ users to make their gender settings private (a feature its competitors provide) that have caught a few headlines. This week Google announced an update to its gender problem. Details follow. 

Did Craig Ferguson of The Late Late Show graduate from our school of journalism? His obsessive questioning of David Beckham's plans for his private parts is similar to the same line of questioning we'd probably fall in to with the international star. Of course we kid, we kid, but follow the jump to watch Craig really ask Becks in length about tattooing his naughty bits...