It takes a lot of work to look this good.

But unfortunately, the jobs our vanity creates for Industrial Light & Magic freelancers, PhD-credentialed Photoshop airbrushers and our hoodoo practitioner (referred to by Madonna!) are in jeopardy. Why? A prize pack of six Woody's Quality Grooming products is a one stop shop for keeping us red carpet ready!

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If we were millionaires and it promised to shave off 25 years of aging from our faces along with the 5 o'clock shadow, we might consider taking out a loan for this rather-demure 100-grand razor. But would you, ravishing readers, fork over $100,000 for this razor? Details follow.