If all professional athletes automatically had to start working part-time as "erotic models" when funds were tight, we'd be advocating for pay cuts across the board!

Until then, Stuart Tomlinson will do just fine!

Huff Po introduced us to Tomlinson, the goalie for British professional soccer team Burton Albion, who works part-time as a model willing to pose nude. He apparently goes by the alias "Rupert Paddington Gomez." 

We'll allow it.

See some of his "portfolio" after the jump!

Minnesota Viking (that's football, we hear) Chris Kluwe has become the latest professional athlete to publicly support marriage equality. Check out Kluwe's radio spot, after the jump!

Not another one! Our tender hearts are just now healing after realizing we'd never have a chance with the last pro-athlete hunk who came out in support of the gays, now we have another crush to overcome?! After the jump, read about one of our newest and strongest allies in the global sports arena. Oh, and we might also have a shirtless pic too. [Tee-hee].

While many would like to believe that we don't exist, we, in fact, do. And others seem to think that staying in the closet is better for men in traditionally masculine industries. But just because coming out isn't easy, doesn't mean it isn't the right thing to do. Details on one German footballer's comments after the jump.