Rather than going on an Easter egg hunt, a young boy named Nolan spent his Easter Sunday ranting at the congregants of Green Street United Methodist Church. 

Apparently they're all going to Hell for their support of the LGBT community and Nolan wanted to make sure they all knew it. 

Watched the video after the jump!

Oh the smell of desperation in the afternoon!

Clearly seeing the writing on the wall that DOMA is soon to be dead in the water, hate group leader Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council is grasping for any straw that he can.

After all, what's the next logical step if same-sex marriages are federally recognized? Polygamist immigrants, of course!!

Watch after the jump.

Updated Wednesday at 4:10 p.m. PST

Wow. Ask and ye shall receive. 

We've finally got audio of Michelle Shocked anti-gay rant (both before and after) and quite frankly she can take her explanations and her "misinterpretations" and shove them up... well she can kindly take them back. 

Hear what was said from the horse's mouth after the jump. (A mental breakdown in action, folks--though we LOVE the audience members that stood up to her!)

Florida Senator Marco Rubio, one of eight congressional lawmakers tasked with coming up with a plan for immigration reform, is hoping discussions on the subject steer clear of LGBT immigrants. 

After all, the LGBT community is just made up of second class citizens, so who really cares if they're separated from their families? Including them in the discussion would just make things unnecessarily difficult! Obviously.

See what Rubio had to say after the jump.

Mother Monster is not the one!! 

Lady Gaga went IN on her former personal assistant, Jennifer O'Neill, who's suing her for overtime pay. O'Neill received $75,000 annually, but claims she amassed 7,168 hours of unpaid overtime and is owed more than $393,000, plus damages.

The quotes during this six-hour sworn deposition are not to be missed folks. Here's a taste: Gaga calls O'Neill a “f--king hood rat who is suing me for money that she didn’t earn.”

More highlights after the jump!

Fantasia Barrino has released her clearest and most well thought-out statement yet regarding that odd "mad world because of gay marriage" Instagram rant from last week. 

Safe words are underrated these days. Isn't there a passage or two in Corinthians about the merits of safe S & M? Whatever the case, an Illinois priest has been granted a leave of absence after having to call 911 for help in being taken out of a personal set of handcuffs and a gag.

HBO is about to get into the gay television game in a big way (though we're wondering if anything gets gayer than True Blood)!

The network has just picked up a pilot centered around a trio of gay men in contemporary San Francisco. 

Take us away to the Bay!! 

Details after the jump.

Updated 4:10 p.m. EST

Both LGBT and anti-gay groups were quick to sound off on the big news that the Supreme Court has granted review to the Defense of Marriage Act and Prop 8. Check out reactions from AFER, Freedom to Marry, Equality California, NOM and more after the jump!

It turns out Adam Levine won't be one of millions of Americans who tune in to TLC to share Christmas (in January) with Honey Boo Boo & kin. Giving us a run for our Drama Queen tiara, the Maroon 5 hottie recently skipped over AIDS, hunger, homophobia and Paris Hilton's new single to decree Honey Boo Boo as the "worst thing that has ever happened." 

LGBT Muslims hoping to pray openly in peace will soon have just the place as Paris readies Europe's first gay-friendly mosque. Details follow. 

We can't decide if the level of schadenfreude we're enjoying is bordering on unhealthy as the conservative right wing scrambles to find reasons why the pro-marriage equality movement has gained so much momentum in the U.S. 

(Because, ya know, it couldn't be that Americans are simply becoming more openminded and times are changing.)

Right wingnut Mat Staver apparently believes that marriage equality triumphed across the board this election cycle because Mitt Romney wasn't vocal enough in his denouncement of it. He takes Fox News to task as well.

Watch his bizarro Twilight Zone rant on the "Faith and Freedom" radio program after the jump!