Real Housewife of Atlanta Sheree managed to not pull off TV Guide's wig after its website mistakenly included a picture of her in a report of Sahara Davenport's untimely death. Instead, Sheree took the classy road for once and remained calm in her Twitter request for TV Guide to get its shit together. 

So, what did Sheree have to say to TV Guide (which has since corrected the post)?

As if NeNe and Kim weren't enough themselves to entertain us for an hour, In Touch is reporting that Bravo hopes to stir the pot by adding two new leading ladies to the cast of Real Housewives of Atlanta. 

So, who are the socialites set to join the drama on Bravo's flagship series?

Even though rumor had it Sheree got checked by Bravo, boo, the elegant and sophisticated housewife from Atlanta is doing the publicity stroll today saying she has left the show on her own volition. 

The only redemptive skit from Lindsay Lohan's Holy Second Coming that was supposed to occur on a recent Saturday Night Live was the Real Housewives of Disney sketch we were in stitches over. Just when we had every line from the segment memorized, NBC/SNL releases a deleted scenes extravaganza that'll keep us busy through lunch. Watch, after the jump!

Is there a limit to auto tune's capabilities? It seems so, as auto tune has raised and waved a white flag and effectively fled the planet after Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak decided to get into the country balladry business. Follow the jump to check out Sugar Land's new competition with Kim's upcoming single, "Love Me First."

Two worlds of guilty TV pleasures are about to collide in one big epic explosion of gay early next year, according to a scoop from Entertainment Weekly. Follow the jump for a Glee spoiler that includes Real Housewife of Atlanta NeNe Leaks!

Move over Lindsay, there's a new hot mess title-holder for the "most elegant mug shot ever in history ever" tiara: the Real Housewives of Atlanta's former brightest star, Dwight. Details on the reality star's dreadful recent arrest follow.

The recipe for making a hilarious South Boston version of the "Real Housewives" is simple: 

-Mix together four obliviously-trashy attention-whores

-Substitute white wine with Mickeys

-Add one hunky dash of "Marky Marx cousin"

Mix together, bake on high (or after a few cocktails) for six minutes and you've got yet another guilty gay pleasure!

Follow the jump to watch The Real Housewives of South Boston!

Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak is a hoot (yes, we really just used that word) to watch, which is why the wig-mogul was deemed deserving of her own spinoff series. But did the series really deserve what might easily be the worst TV title in history? 

Money might not be able to buy you class, but a stint on a third-rate reality show will buy you at least one radio single. 'Real Housewife' of Beverly Hills Lisa Vanderpump is the latest to parlay her Bravo "stardom" into a single. Follow the jump to listen!

Hollywood insiders say one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta will be next to get her own spinoff show on Bravo. But which?

Updated Wednesday 4:50 p.m. (PST)

This girl is cray cray and has been testing our patience since her and her husband's "invite" to the White House which required stealth ops to enter.

It turns out that this family has wasted headlines again. Apparently Michaele has not been kidnapped, but is instead partying it up with the Neal Schon (the lead guitarist of Journey) in Tennessee.

America, listen closely, when you watch shows that make everyday people celebrities, you will have to deal with their everyday issues becoming headlines. You're welcome.

(via TMZ)

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