The recipe for making a hilarious South Boston version of the "Real Housewives" is simple: 

-Mix together four obliviously-trashy attention-whores

-Substitute white wine with Mickeys

-Add one hunky dash of "Marky Marx cousin"

Mix together, bake on high (or after a few cocktails) for six minutes and you've got yet another guilty gay pleasure!

Follow the jump to watch The Real Housewives of South Boston!