Our parents told us a story (because we weren't born until 1995, according to our fake I.D.) of the controversy the still-cool then Madonna incited in the mid-90s after dropping the F-Bomb on The Late Show with David Letterman. Now, a letter Her Madgesty wrote under her popular penname "The Anti-Christ" and sent to Letterman in response to the controversy has surfaced, and will go on auction next month. 

(Follow the jump for an image of the letter)

The Anti-Christ writes to Letterman in 1994:

"Happy Fucking Birthday Dave! glad you could get so much mileage out of the fucking show. Next time you need some Fucking publicity, just give me a fucking call.

Love

The Anti-Christ"

Too bad that it seems Madonna's Juvidermed...