We have a slight case of the sadz today after the first reviews of Lifetime's ode to Dame Elizabeth Taylor reveal what everyone (except for Lifetime, it seems) expected (that it blows). But our frown is turned upside down by the Hollywood Reporter's Tim Goodman deciding that its unintentional humor makes for a great drinking game.

When Lifetime gives you Lohans, make a good drinking game!

Check out THR's catty take down of Liz & Dick after the jump.

Citing boredom, a lack of hits, and, with one fan calling it the "worst ever concert," droves of fans checked out of England's Hyde Park well before the end of Madonna's MDNA tour stop. 

Did RuPaul go against her own best advice and fuck it up at Sydney Mardi Gras on Saturday? Many revelers who waited for hours to make up an audience of thousands at SMG's Saturday night main event have been asking "What went wrong with RuPaul?" Details follow. 

The summer temperatures might be cooling down, but Provincetown, even with Bear Week and Carnival behind it, is just heating up. We check out the lavish lodgings, Cape Cod activities, nightlife, tea dances, and dining worthy of getting in a last-minute late-season P-Town trip before the bears go into hibernation! Head to our Travel section to check out the Provincetown feature.

Walmart, on one freshly-manicured hand, should be applauded for selling the It Gets Better book, but on the other, is worthy of at least a dozen eye-rolls for blocking the use of the word "gay" in its review section of the site. Follow the jump for more. 

Ah, New York -- birthplace of what are easily the two gayest acts of our generation: Scissor Sisters and Lady Gaga. On Tuesday night, the disco balls aligned to return them all to Gotham for the HBO taping of the revamped Monster Ball.

Yes, regular Instinct readers might recall blurry pics (I was dancing!) blogged here a year and a half ago when the Monster Ball made it’s L.A. debut at Staples Center. So, naturally, the anticipation for what largely amounts to the same tour on a different coast didn’t leave me with the same tingles that rose up my spine in 2009. Maybe it’s the new back-alley Botox “doctor” I’ve been seeing who's to blame.

Anyhow, I’m pleased to report that, aside from a few brief graphics and...

(Photo credit: Brian Harkin, NYT)

Sorry, CPAC (and good news Tony Perkins!), the gayest event of the week was Robyn’s sold-out stop at Radio City Music hall on Saturday, February 5.

Along with Natalia Kills and Diamond Rings -- two opening-acts that Instinct has predicted big things for in 2011 -- Robyn drew the largest crowd of her career at the iconic venue in New York City for the last tour supporting her critically-acclaimed Body Talk episodic albums.

Getting things started on the right foot (the dancing one!) was Natalia Kills, who took to the stage for a handful of songs looking like Cher-meets-Pulp-Fiction. Because homos are notoriously fashionably late and empty seats were a-plenty for the opener, the venue seemed a bit...

Were you one of the gays who saw this over the weekend?

Then, thanks to you and the other gayborhood theatres packed with queens like us, Cher and Christina Aguilera's ode to the over-the-top (hmmm, who am I kidding?) over-the-bottom movie musical actually didn't fare horribly at the box office this weekend, pulling in $17.2 million to put it in fourth place under Megamind, Tangled and Harry Potter. (Yet guess which of the top four films featured more CGI effects? Cher won't let me tell you...

Let’s face it: lifting dumbbells and pushing weight stacks at the gym can become monotonous. If it weren’t for the regular, sweaty eye candy, our eight two-pack might be nonexistent. Sure, gay men are required to workout under West Hollywood and Manhattan law, but there’s a loophole that allows working out to be novel, and actually fun--a loophole that has seen a rise in “fad” workout trends and equipment. Personal trainer Mike Donavanik guides us through three of these new unconventional workouts that has caught the fitness world by storm and lets us know if they really work.

Head to our Web Exclusives area to check out Mike’s reviews of three so-hot-right-now pieces of workout equipment…

Updated Monday, 11 a.m. PST to include video of Nicole Scherzinger and Tracie Thoms performing "Take Me Or Leave Me" (hopefully to counteract the bad taste the video of Vanessa Hudgens leaves...