Rick Santorum has decided to dispense the wisdom that helped him have a failing presidential campaign to his republican colleagues who are slowly but surely coming out for marriage equality.

So, what does Rick have to say about the changing tide of the GOP?

Failed presidential candidate Rick Santorum wants you to know that no amount of Republican flip-flopping like that experienced by Sen. Rob Portman will inspire him to be a better man. Unlike other key figures in his party, Ricky boy is holding on tight to his antiquated view that marriage equality is the work of the devil.

Just when we thought it was safe the "frothy mix" returns!

Rick Santorum will be heading to Washington state this fall to mobilize voters against marriage equality, which is being brought to a vote in the November election.

More after the jump.

With the Modern Family cast, Dustin Lance Black and a handful of Gleeks peppering the audience at this weekend's White House Correspondents' Dinner, one could easily say it was the gayest event of the annual series' history yet. But, surprisingly, what happened on stage might have actually been gayer than the rainbow of primped and preened folks sitting in the audience that night.

Follow the jump for a video courtesy of Think Progress compiling all the gay jokes made during the gala, including President Obama's "It's Raining Men" punchline and Jimmy Kimmel's jab at Santorum's sweater vest collection!

The research department at A Couple Hundred One Million Moms must have taken the weekend off as evident in the ironic target of its latest anti-gay campaign. 

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Speaking alongside his children and wife on stage at a press conference held moments ago in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, Rick Santorum announced that he is dropping out of his bid for presidency. 

Howard Stern interviewed one of our fave news commentators, out-lesbian Rachel Maddow, during the  promotional tour for her new book, Drift: The Unmooring Of American Military Power.

Things turned sexual, as conversations with Howard normally do, and Rachel was put on the spot regarding whether or not she had previous sexual experience with men.

Check out how she handled it after the jump!

At this point, it's obvious that it's simply beyond Rick Santorum's will power to stay out of which holes people prefer to play with. Rick's latest commandment was issued to a young man waiting for a photo op alongside the anti-gay politician holding a satanic abomination of a pink ball.

No, it's not 2003 all over again; Dan Savage and Rick Santorum really are once again engaged in a moral holy war of wits (well, one side possesses wits). The lop-sided wits and a prayer for the damned, after the jump!

We heard about this yesterday, but rather than simply telling you about it, we thought we'd wait until we had some video evidence.

You know, just from an objective, analytical standpoint.

Anyway, two men were ejected from a ghastly Rick Santorum rally after they started kissing during his stump speech.

Video after the jump!

If Santorum has his way (and his hell freezes over and he actually becomes president), armed men will follow us all to ensure that the only sex we have is missionary style with the beards he'll force us to marry. Though the armed men regulating our sexy-time part sounds kinky and kind of fun, the dystopian future Santorum has envisioned sure wouldn't be. Why? No Porn!

Unfortunately for the believability of Jimmy Kimmel's latest Rick Santorum satire sketch, the GOP candidates last name actually makes our stomachs more upset and queasy. But suspend your disbelief and follow the jump for your daily dose of... Santoromentum, for explosive diarrhea.