With the Modern Family cast, Dustin Lance Black and a handful of Gleeks peppering the audience at this weekend's White House Correspondents' Dinner, one could easily say it was the gayest event of the annual series' history yet. But, surprisingly, what happened on stage might have actually been gayer than the rainbow of primped and preened folks sitting in the audience that night.

Follow the jump for a video courtesy of Think Progress compiling all the gay jokes made during the gala, including President Obama's "It's Raining Men" punchline and Jimmy Kimmel's jab at Santorum's sweater vest collection!

The research department at A Couple Hundred One Million Moms must have taken the weekend off as evident in the ironic target of its latest anti-gay campaign. 

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Speaking alongside his children and wife on stage at a press conference held moments ago in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, Rick Santorum announced that he is dropping out of his bid for presidency. 

Howard Stern interviewed one of our fave news commentators, out-lesbian Rachel Maddow, during the  promotional tour for her new book, Drift: The Unmooring Of American Military Power.

Things turned sexual, as conversations with Howard normally do, and Rachel was put on the spot regarding whether or not she had previous sexual experience with men.

Check out how she handled it after the jump!

At this point, it's obvious that it's simply beyond Rick Santorum's will power to stay out of which holes people prefer to play with. Rick's latest commandment was issued to a young man waiting for a photo op alongside the anti-gay politician holding a satanic abomination of a pink ball.

No, it's not 2003 all over again; Dan Savage and Rick Santorum really are once again engaged in a moral holy war of wits (well, one side possesses wits). The lop-sided wits and a prayer for the damned, after the jump!

We heard about this yesterday, but rather than simply telling you about it, we thought we'd wait until we had some video evidence.

You know, just from an objective, analytical standpoint.

Anyway, two men were ejected from a ghastly Rick Santorum rally after they started kissing during his stump speech.

Video after the jump!

If Santorum has his way (and his hell freezes over and he actually becomes president), armed men will follow us all to ensure that the only sex we have is missionary style with the beards he'll force us to marry. Though the armed men regulating our sexy-time part sounds kinky and kind of fun, the dystopian future Santorum has envisioned sure wouldn't be. Why? No Porn!

Unfortunately for the believability of Jimmy Kimmel's latest Rick Santorum satire sketch, the GOP candidates last name actually makes our stomachs more upset and queasy. But suspend your disbelief and follow the jump for your daily dose of... Santoromentum, for explosive diarrhea.

Rick Santorum has such a hard on for Kirk Cameron. It might have taken him a few weeks to react to the news (slow is a word that certainly applies to Santorum), but man, did he get excited when speaking about his anti-gay bedfellow with Piers Morgan over the weekend.

Yum? New York City bar, Pacific Standard, is offering a frothy new cocktail that’s sure to titillate your taste buds.

Get ready to down a glass of “Santorum!”

We just vomited typing that. Details of this delectable delight after the jump!

Much of the country has wondered why Rick Santorum gave even us a run for our money when it was revealed that he thinks about gay sex more than gay men. Now, a cutthroat investigative story from ONN gives us new insight into why Santorum is so consumed by gay sex and "gay marriage." Video, after the jump.