In a poorly drawn and offensive training pamphlet, a Tea Party group has instructed Virginia "poll watchers" to call out trans voters and deny them their legal right at the ballot box. 

Updated 4:20 p.m. EST

Pot, meet kettle. The F-Bomb dropped by Dan Savage that so outraged GOProud is apparently fair use for the conservative "gay" organization. Details follow.

Oh. Um. Well...

Jesse Connors of TrueLife.org got a wee bit emotional while promoting his "web-based evangelism" tool to the Family Research Council.

He highlights this tool as a way to turn men gay men away from homosexuality and back towards God.

We were pretty spellbound by his...presentation. Draw your own conclusions after the jump.

Just so we're clear, nobody's gay.

At least according to right-wing radio talk show host, Kevin McCullough.

Prepare to have your mind blown (or at least have cleaning materials in place once your head explodes).

Video after the jump!

Filthy homosezzual agenda! Can't an extreme religious-right wing party hellbent on destroying the lives of LGBT Spaniards celebrate a HUGE win for one second without a despicable protestation of love? (Details containing 85 percent less snark follow.)

Fox News, where you go to unlearn. A poll found that watching the most watched 24 hour news cable network in the U.S. is a waste if time, unless you are hosting SNL and preparing a spoof. Details after the jump.

Usually it's best practice to encourage people to sign petitions and gather signatures based on proper education on a topic and beliefs, not because they want money. But, then again, the conservatives always knew how to make it about the money. Details after the jump.

What the hell are they going on about now? Apparently, Michele and Marcus Bachmann sought to clarify their position on gays and lesbians in a new interview with People Magazine. Why is People speaking to her again? Because she's a train wreck (À la Gosling or Suleman). That's why. Details after the jump.

Is this a slap in the face or a genuine gesture? After the jump, read about Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy's participation in AIDS Walk Atlanta.

It seems that escaping homosexuality is harder than we once thought. Thank God! Find out what one pastor is saying about homosexuality among men, after the jump.

This might be the funniest one yet! Mrs. Betty Bowers is back and puts the "logical" in theological. Watch the short but hilarious video after the jump, then watch it again!

And we, you, Gallagher, and we, you. After the jump, hold on to your Sunday brunch as Maggie talks about disciplining the gays.