Rugby player and LGBT ally Ben Cohen is doing a campaign for something baby-related called "Persil Non-Bio & Comfort Pure."

Anyhoo...two questions:

1) How do we feel about photoshopping out children and putting ourselves into Ben's burly arms?

2) Is it possible for nonexistent ovaries to explode because OMG BABIES with Ben Cohen!!!

Another pic after the jump.

There aren't many bullet points we look for on the resumes of male models applying to catch our eye. But we'll certainly perk up if "international rugby star" is included in a super model's most recent experience. 

That might explain why D.Hedral paid extra attention to former Scottish international rugby player Thom Evans and hired the buff brute for their spring/summer 2013 campaign. Check out more images worthy of an extra long lunch break after the jump!

We look forward to seeing one thing hung in our bedroom each and every year. Okay, okay—we look forward to seeing many things hung in our bedroom each and every year, but the one thing we like seeing hung on our bedroom wall is the annual Dieux Du Stade calendar.

Awhile back we whet our whistles with preview pics from the 2013 edition, but today we get the full release with new pics and a video as the calendar officially hits the newsstand. Check out the video and another NSFW pic after the jump!

We've never hoped the Mayans got things wrong more than we did today after quivering our eyeballs all over the first round of images of naked rugby stars from the 2013 Dieux Du Stade Calendar. 

Check out a handul (literally) of NSFW preview pics after the jump!

We're a big fan of contact sports, especially when they're played in the nude.

Our friends at Outsports have provided us with some photos of New Zealand's Nude Blacks rugby team competing against South Africa's Springbox. (We don't know what any of that means.)

They've generously edited the photos so that they're moderately suitable for work, but the video that we're providing a link to most certainly isn't. 

Enjoy the athletic prowess after the jump!

We hope you have enough food in your stomach this morning or else you'll risk a light-in-the-head, fainting feeling if you follow the jump to watch gorgeous Aussie rugby player David Pocock read an anti-gay politician on the issue of marriage equality...

Despite restraining-order worthy emails, we likely won't get hot former-rugby star-turned-international-gay-icon Gareth Thomas himself wrapped around any part of us anytime soon. But thanks to Louboutins, we can at least get a red-soled wing tip inspired by the stud wrapped around our feet! We'll take it!

We got our first full look at Christian Louboutin's new "Gareth" shoe today. Follow the jump to check it out!

Straight professional rugby player, and LGBT ally, Sacha Harding can cover us in whatever he wants. But for now, magazine covers will suffice.

After making waves when he covered the UK's Gay Times magazine in support of the Elton John AIDS Foundation, Harding continues to please us by lending his mug to the cover of HIVPlus magazine.

More after the jump!

A hardened team of eight sleek male models leave the runway behind to join the rugby field in a video promoting Frieze's spring/summer 2012 collection. Watch the NSFW-ish video (it wouldn't be authentic without an underwear locker room scene!), after the jump.

America won't have the only reality TV market featuring out gay celebrities this season (see Wednesday's Celebrity Apprentice post)—the United Kingdom's popular Celebrity Big Brother series will kick off a new season with ex-pro-rugby star and international gay figure Gareth Thomas included on the cast.

We might start looking into creating a 501 c3? Hotties will do anything for a great cause. After the jump check out some drool-worthy shots after the jump.

Beefy Australia pro-rugby star David Pocock (yes with that name!) has come out swinging for marriage equality rights in the country. Sure, we love the sentiment (follow the jump to read what David has to say) but we also love the opportunity to post hot shirtless sezzy pics of the athlete!