If every celebrity who's been dissed by Kathy Griffin made a surprise appearance on her talk show as Lance Bass did last night, the comedienne's green room would be as crowded as the womb of Mexico's nonomom!

Mayyyybe Rosie O'Donnell was onto something, if rumors about Lindsay Lohan's demands, tardiness and overall diva attitude say anything about her work ethic. Details follow. 

The sad rumor that our nomination for president, Kristen Wiig, will be dropping out of Saturday Night Live at the end of the season (which coincides with the end of her contract) was recently posed to the gorgeous funny lady herself. So, what does Kristen have to say about word that she's leaving SNL this year?

Jeremy Renner, star of upcoming films The Bourne Legacy and The Avengers, wants you to know that he’s not gay. As in he’s REALLY not gay.

And it’s none of your business whether he is or isn’t, but he ISN’T, okay?!

Check out some excerpts from his interview with The Hollywood Reporter after the jump.

Before you even finish typing out "did" in a Goggle search of "What did ...," Willam's mysterious departure from RuPaul's Drag Race is suggested as the top result in the form of "What did Willam do?" World of Wonder (producers of the hit Logo show) decided to take the question straight to the tight-lipped (word choice?) drag diva, who agreed to touch upon every rumor that has materialized this week. So, what does Willam Belli have to say for herself? 

British superstar boyband JLS is taking a laissez faire approach to the gay rumors that have hitched a ride on their careers. 

The face that launched a thousand years of gay rumors once again schools the young men of his generation on how to appreciate being subjects of our desires and/or being rumored to play for our team. 

Take this news with the salt rimming our third morning-time margarita glass, but rumor has it that Lady Gaga will make her highly anticipated film debut in ... Men In Black III?

If her teased appearance on Anderson Cooper's daytime show (airing Monday) is any indication, it's a big YASSSS! (Details follow.)

Though someone (who shall remain nameless to keep his gay card in tact) in the Instinct office said "I thought she died in1989" when the news came to our desks, the Internet rumor gone-out-of-control since Thursday is false: Cher is alive, lovelies! You may now manually unclench your buttocks and exhale (and follow the jump for more details).

Updated Thursday, 1 p.m. (EST):

Too good gay to be true? Kylie has Tweeted a response, so follow the jump and find out...

The European financial crisis has forced gorgeous 37-year old pop-star Robbie Williams to face the persistent, career-long gay rumors by auctioning up his booty. So, what's the price tag that Robbie has placed on going gay-for-pay?