Is having our own talk show the secret we've needed all along to be able to cute random cute boys? We need to get on it then, because the former Mr. Katy Perry's using his platform to makeout with hotties in the audience AND tweeting evidence of his conquests to his followers. 

The pic was supposedly tweeted to prove that his FX show, Brand X with Russell Brand Live is really, truly, cross-his-heart live. But after seeing the evidence he nominated to prove his claim we were too distracted to care. 

Members of the Westboro Baptist Church hate group presented Russell Brand with a personalized "Fag Pimp Brand" cardboard sign and showed off their tin foil hats on a recent episode of the comedian's talk show. Details follow. 

If you haven't seen Rock of Ages  on stage, you may want to avert your eyes.

We haven't gotten to see the film yet, but apparently there's quite the passionate smooch between Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand.

Depending on your personal taste, that visual may turn you on or it may make you vom.

In either case, see what Mr. Baldwin has to say about the kiss after the jump!

Katy Perry received a gay brother for Christmas! Or did she? Now that she's dating (!) British comedian Russell Brand, humor has overtaken the singer's Twitter account.

On Christmas, Perry Tweeted: "My brother finally came out today! Yay! Louboutins for everyone! Merry Christmas!" (Typing her Tweet nearly exhausted my exclamation-point key.)

Shortly after, Perry rescinded her gift. "Sorry guys i need those Louboutins back, i spoke to soon. Hopefully next year."