Stop!! We can't even process the casting news Ryan Murphy dropped today via Twitter for the upcoming season of American Horror Story!

We previously mentioned that the showrunner had announced the bombshell addition of Kathy Bates, who'll apparently be squaring off with Jessica Lange. That was followed by news that Precious star Gabourey Sidibe will be joining the cast. 

We were already all in and then Murphy casually dropped the news of not one but TWO ridiculous additions to season three. 

WE'RE NOT READY. Find out who else is joining American Horror Story: Coven after the jump!

Ugh! Not the news we wanted to usher in the weekend with! 

NBC has cancelled Ryan Murphy's gay-surrogacy sitcom, The New Normal! 

More after the jump.

Updated Thursday at 12:30 p.m. PST

HBO has ordered a pilot for Ryan Murphy's sexuality drama, Open. 

Details after the jump!

Updated Friday at 3:00 p.m. PST

Ryan Murphy's revealed a few more deets on Kathy Bates' character on the upcoming season of American Horror Story.

Our only advice? Be afraid. Be very afraid.

More after the jump!

We may not be the target audience for this, but we're loving it nonetheless. 

We've got sympathy for our straight brethren. Maybe they should exercise some of their seeming frustration over here on the dark side??

Check out the hilarious straight male lament of how "No one has sex in LA!" after the jump.

Thank Goddess the people behind The New Normal (specifically our main gay, Ryan Murphy) know that the way to our hearts is hiring smoking hot guest stars. (Exhibit A: Matt Bomer)

Now the show's ensuring that we'll be watching and rewinding EVERY scene by bringing on not one but two objects of our lust: John Stamos and Mark Consuelos!

Say what?!

Details and a clip after the jump!

In an attempt to make our nonexistent ovaries explode, The New Normal creator, Ryan Murphy has tweeted a picture of his newborn son with husband David Miller. 

Prepare to inexplicably start speaking in baby voices after the jump. 

Ryan Murphy, the creator of Glee, The New Normal, American Horror Story and every other show we've ever loved (R.I.P. Popular and Nip/Tuck) had a wonderful reason to celebrate this holiday season!

Murphy welcomed a newborn son into the world with his husband, photographer David Miller! 

More after the jump!

Darren Criss has epilated his torso into another dimension to give us visions of sugar plums and a new Magic Mike character named Candy Cane in our first look at Glee's "Men of McKinley" pin-up calendar. 

Ryan Murphy tweeted the above image Monday afternoon alongside "Merry Christmas. Men of McKinley calendar coming soon."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of ... for Darren Criss to put on a little meat? The boy is swimming in that Santa hat and those pants.

We readily admit that our affection for American Horror Story is in large part due to the show's committment to ensuring that its male characters spend the majority of their time naked. 

Dylan McDermott was a revelation last season and we couldn't have been more excited to hear that Adam Levine was joining the cast. 

Interestingly, it's young Evan Peters that appears to be taking up the naked reigns this season. He talks to Vulture about all the important things--cock socks, ball sheaths, etc. after the jump. 

We're hanging on his every word.

We do love our divas!

So, too, does Ryan Murphy. Seems Glee creator Murphy is so enamored of the Grammy-Tony-Emmy-Oscar-nominated performer that he asked her in front of a crowd of more than 1,000 people!

And she's said "yes"!

Who might she play? Find out after the jump.

NBC is about to get a whole lot sexier with the announcement that White Collar hottie Matt Bomer will be guest starring on The New Normal! Who will the Magic Mike star be playing—and will he finally take on a gay character?! Find out after the jump...