Even forlorn trees have sassy gay friends these days.

It's been too long since we've last seen our sassy gay friend cliche his way into our hearts. This time, it's Eve from Eden he's lending a helping, limp-wristed (if we're being cliche) homo hand to.

Our favorite sassy gay friend has returned, this time to lend a limp, helping hand to Othello.

Our new favorite Second City skit -- Sassy Gay Friend -- is back and having fun with stereotypes again, this time with Romeo & Juliet.

Second City has some fun with stereotypes to hilarious results!

Despite pleas from PETA, this catfight isn't faux. The often aggressive organization recently sent Kelis a letter reprimanding her fur-wearing habits. Instead of backing down, Kelis issued a very sassy letter of her own that brings on the chuckles!

The letter is long and actually makes a clever (and entertaining) debate in its entirety, but we'll present the abridged version so that you get the gist of it.

There is no humane way to kill anything, let me start there. It’s unfortunate but it’s part of life. With that being said, I would eat pterodactyl if you found some and you told me it was meaty and delicious. And after doing a very minimal amount of research...

Buzzfeed counts down the Top 20 witty signage found at the National Equality March. Though a few stand out, on a whole it's obvious we are a clever and sassy bunch.