Have you ever wondered what life would be like if the illogical fears put forth by folks like NOM's Brian Brown, FRC's Tony Perkins and AFA's Bryan Fischer actually materialized in real life?

No need to follow Demi Moore's lead and wrap your lips around a can of whipped cream to trick your brain into hallucinating homophobia—a new hilarious video imagines what the world must look like inside the minds of hate group leaders.

Check it out after the jump!

It's been awhile since we last checked in with West Hollywood socialites Jessica and Hunter, so imagine the surprise we felt when we found them passed out on our favorite WeHo park bench!

In their new long-awaited video, the Hollywood besties experience quite the rude awakening when someone from their past returns with ... duh duh DUH ... a baby! The horror!

 Check out the huhlars new vid after the break.

Unfortunately, our nightly clutches of the rosary have proven ineffective because our prayers have been declined: Mrs. Betty Bowers will not be the new Pope. Check out the latest from America's Best Christian after the jump!

If the men on Christian Mingle are too tolerant and sane, religious extremists on the dating scene now have WestboroMingle.com at their disposal. Check out a touching video testimonial from one couple who will never have to protest a murdered kindegartener's funeral alone again after the jump!

If there's anything we know about Jodie Foster after the Golden Globes, it's that she's fifty!, single and came out 1,000 years ago in the Stone Age. Sounds like the ideal first candidate for Randy Rainbow's new Lesbian Matchmaking Service, doesn't it? Watch a well-heeled Randy run down the initial application with a determined Jodie Foster after the break. 

The MLK Weekend edition of Saturday Night Live was one of the funniest of the season so far, thanks largely in part to host Jennifer Lawrence and SNL star Kate McKinnon's reproduction of Jodie Foster's Golden Globe speech. If you missed it, follow the jump to see Jodie kick, stretch and kick her way into Internet meme history. 

One of the only clips promoting traditional marriage only that you'll ever find here on Instinct is, of course, satire. Though we already knew it, "The Case for Mommy/Daddy Marriage" shows just how ridiculous all those videos promoting opposite-sex only marriage really are. Check it out after the jump.

A viral video from Australian satirical news team, The Chaser, is making the rounds in the wake of Westboro Baptist Church's announcement that they'll be picketing the funerals of the deceased victims of the Newtown, Connecticut shooting. 

The video, in which The Chaser reporter, Chris Firth, gets more than a little friendly with Fred Phelps, Jr., was shot years ago, but it certainly holds up. Homophobes fleeing in gay panic never gets old. 

Check out the hilarity (and by hilarity, we mean the squeamish kind that we have to watch peering through our fingers), after the jump. (Oh and language may make this NSFW-ish!)

If the bedazzled beret and meggings aren't doing their job, Andy Richter and George Takei have launched a coming out service just in time for those awkward family holiday dinners. Get welcomed "to the wonderful world of gay" in the hilariously adorable sketch from Tuesday night's Conan after the jump!

With a bit of tongue in booty-cheek sass, the Charlotte LGBT Chorus tackled anti-gay conservative totems in a performance of "God Bless You Chick-Fil-A" at its holiday concert over the weekend. 

You can practically picture hubby Nick Cannon in a private room down the hallway having some "alone time" with "Hero" blaring as Mariah Carey shares her 10 diamond-dipped festive Christmas tips. 

Gather your team of personal assistants, chef and au pair around and follow the jump for some sage wisdom for the holiday season that anyone on any budget can enjoy! 

Mrs. Betty Bowers reports from the front lines of the War on Christmas for Fox News in the hilarious new holiday video from the Internet legend.