Republican Mayor Chris Myers of Medford, New Jersey is the newest name on the long list of GOP politicians who find themselves embroiled in the hot waters of a rentboy scandal. Guess it's now a right of passage for the more conservative members of the GOP, right? (Details follow.)

Yea, we love our fashion and we love our drama, but two controversial fashion spreads in one day? It's almost too much for even our black, dead hearts.

Our second sartorial scandal of this gorgeous Friday involves an Italian fashion editor who, in collaboration with a hair and makeup stylist, decided that taping a white girl's eyes into slants to "appear Asian" was a good idea for Vogue Japan.

The fishnet body-suit, pink-panties, matronly Orthodox pumps and 99¢ Store discount bin wig even Kim Zolciak couldn't love that Oscar De La Hoya denied donning as "drag" in 2007 have once again made headlines. Guess what? If you couldn't tell by the mess.com poster-drag-queen look he was going for in the photos, he now says cocaine and alcohol were to blame. Sashay away, Oscar.

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Puerto Rican closet-case Roberto Arango has resigned from his post as senator. Guess he wasn't simply promoting his incredible weight loss on Grindr by sharing pics of himself doggie style, cheeks spread! (If that's how you lose weight or show off your svelte body then we know plenty of folks who'd be giving LeAnn Rimes a run for her money right about now!) Details on Arango's resignation follow.

Bishop Eddie Long, the intensely anti-gay Atlanta pastor who paid off four young men after they accused him of sexual misconduct, might have thought his money would make it all disappear, but Jamal Parris and Spencer LeGrande are ready to speak out. The two broke their silence in a just-released interview in which they say the money has not been worth their inability to sleep at night. Follow the jump to hear what Jamal and Spencer have to say about their relationship with Eddie Long.

In what might amount to the sexiest and most exciting thing to happen to golf since Tiger, the entire team playing for Bethany College in Lindsborg, Kansas has been suspended for a playful Facebook photo. In the photo, the teammates pose nekkid, holding nothing but golf clubs and balls (the double entendres are killing me!). Follow the jump for more details and the censored pic in question.

Phil Hinkle, the homophobic Indiana lawmaker caught soliciting sex from a teenage gay escort earlier this month, has refused to leave his post as a state representative and practically quotes Lady Gaga as he denies being gay. Details follow. 

We love our beefy men but the news that Linda Hogan laid out for us makes us feel quite uneasy. Find out after the jump which former pro wrestler Linda Hogan alleges was "intimate" with Hulk.

Another day, another anti-equality GOP lawmaker caught in a gay scandal. This time it's Indiana State Representative Phillip Hinkle, who is accused of bribing a teen boy for "a good time." Details follow. 

After a photo surfaced showing Father Andrés García Torres shirtless with a yummy Cubano piece of meat (and gay rumors instantly followed), the Spanish priest knew there was only one way he could prove his heterosexuality. Details follow.

Rep. Anthony Weiner's bustling package and just-released ripped chest have been frustrating us and the rest of the blogosphere for days now. Luckily we have The Daily Show's Jon Stewart to put it all into perspective, as he did last night in a segment titled "Jon Stewart unloads on Anthony Weiner's Chest." Follow the jump to watch the video.