We're crying with laughter watching this. What is it about scaring the sh*t out of people that's so funny?!

The moral of the story: Trust no one. Not even Frosty.

Prepare to giggle to an embarrassing degree after the jump. 

A new track available on Britney Spears Live The Femme Fatale Tour deluxe CD/DVD release is ready for consumption, Instincters! Follow the jump to hear Britney get "Scary" (in ways that don't involve hair trimming shears, umbrellas or late-night barefoot gas-station hopping) and let us know if you heart or hate the new song!

The inappropriate and clever off-the-cuff writer for Movieline Louis Virtel has another "Verbal Vogueing" video. This time, he lists off the "scariest s*** he can think of" and #spookypickuplines. Feel significantly less witty after the jump.

Want to scar the neighborhood kids for life but couldn't get your hands on a horrifying Snooki costume (above, I think) or Freddy Krueger glove? The Christian Nightmares blog has made it as simple as printing this great last-minute mask to trick out your treat for Halloween...

We hadn't had our morning coffee yet…which was probably a good thing since our eyes were not yet fully open. But thanks to Buzzfeed, they opened real wide after getting a mere glimpse of their overshare. Check it out (if you dare) after the jump.

These types of list come out every year around this time, but seems like Entertainment Weekly really put the final nail in the coffin with these choices. Frankly speaking, some of the movies scared the crap out of us, others we’ve never heard of. Here’s EW’s list of the 20 scariest movies of all time, but more importantly, what would make your list?

Scariest Movies of All Time:

The Shining

The Exorcist

The Texas Chainsaw Masacre

The Silence of the Lambs

Jaws

The Ring

Halloween

Psycho

Seven

Rosemary’s Baby

Poltergeist

28 Days Later

A Nightmare on Elm Street

The Thing

The Evil Dead

Carrie

Night of the Living Dead

The Omen

An American Werewolf in London

Henry: portrait of a serial killer

Headphones work best to hear the audio on this clip...

A disclaimer: if you are easily scared or scream, such as I do, like a girl, you might want to either not be alone or alone when you watch this video, respectively.

Also, if you have heart conditions, you might wanna skip this one, though it's perfect to set the October/Halloween mood...