The itch left in our cold, black hearts from the Scissor Sisters hiatus has been scratched by SS hottie Del Marquis solo experiments with vocalist Xavier.

"Let Me Tickle Your Fancy," the first single off an upcoming solo release from Del, is leaving us and the rest of the world giddy with a controversial NSFW music video. Check it out after the jump!

So, the Last Day of the World turned out to be just another excuse to drink with friends (not that we ever need an excuse.)

Should the Mayan Prophecy have held true, however, alien schoolchildren studying humanity’s final year would’ve learned the correct pronunciation of Ke$ha, how to have a proper kiki and other lessons thanks to a time capsule packed with the greatest pop-culture benchmarks of 2012 that we left in the office fridge next to a year-old carton of Coconut Water.

If the world had actually ended a few days ago, which pop songs would we have heartily co-signed as the absolute greatest in the history of histories ever in all of time combined for eternity in 2012? The Instinct editorial team (Editor In Chief Mike...

With the Scissor Sisters on an "indefinite hiatus" we were concerned that we might be seeing much less of the group's delectable front-man Jake Shears. 

But in a Christmas miracle, that's suddenly not the case! 

Shears is joining super-group Queens Of The Stone Age for their new record!

More after the jump. 

It's weird going from thinking Glee was cancelled years ago to realizing it's still kicking thanks to a socialite-heavy rendition of "Let's Have A Kiki" that's gone viral in less time than Kanye West did after he started dating Kim K. 

So, if you want a campy reminder of Glee's existence, follow the jump for a questionable mash up of Kiki and "Turkey Lurkey" starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Shangela, and other NYC creatures of the nightlife. 

If there was ever a time for a kiki to soothe our ennui it is now as we reel in shock from the news of an end to the Scissor Sisters, well, scissoring. 

The perfect video for a Friday afternoon has arrived in our inbox, ravishing readers! Even if you're kiki-ed out, you'll relish in the revelry and pride oozing from vibrant stars of Sydney Mardi Gras as they give Scissor Sisters "Let's Have A Kiki" realness. 

Check it out after the jump!

Friend of Instinct and rising international pop star Bright Light Bright Light has debuted the music video for "Feel It," featuring a cameo from Del Marquis of Scissor Sisters. So much yumminess in "Feel It" that he doesn't have to ask us twice!

If you've questioned the whereabouts of every L.A.-area queen over the past few weeks we now have the answer: every tucked trick from here to Palms has been kaikai-ing away in the video shoot for Willam and Rhea Litre's Scissor Sister spoof, "Let's Have A KaiKai." The result is as sickening and marvelous as expected.

Check out the long-awaited video for "Let's Have A KaiKai" after the jump!

Like "Call Me Maybe," Scissor Sisters' "Let's Have A Kiki" refuses to go anywhere this summer. Whether you heart or hate the kiki, Captain Obvious undeniably breathes new life into the unexpected cult hit with the miraculous mash-up, "Madonna Has A Kiki." 

Fire up the smoke machine, put on your heels and follow the jump to check it out!

For all the sheltered breeders who've been asking their gay friends all summer long "what the hell is a kiki?," Scissor Sisters—responsible for bringing the term to a mainstream audience—have finally provided an instructional video giving the full tea, hunties... and it is EVERYTHING.

Follow the jump and LIVE!

Scissor Sisters brought "kiki" to the masses, and whether you love it, hate it, live for it or are sick of it, prepare your tucks for even more kikiing now that the official remixes for the Song of Summer contender have been released.

Check out "Let's Have A Kiki" remixes from Danny Verde, 2 Bears, Olugbenga and more after the jump and let us know which reimagining is your favorite!

If you're like us, then the past few weeks have been taken up with countless conversations trying to explain what a "kiki" is to your hetero friends. (And for the 900th time, yes, it is different than a "ki ki.") Thankfully Videodrome Discotheque has come to the resscue, putting our new favorite Scissor Sisters track to visual—and fabulous!—form! Follow the jump and get your kiki on...