The goddesses of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 5 have more to worry about than Michelle Visage, Santino and Ru herself—they'll also have the legendary Hedda Lettuce checking their every move! 

Follow the jump to see Miss Lettuce's huh-larious first impression of the new class of drag racers.

We learned the identities of Ru's season 5 goddesses a few weeks back, but today we get to see the hunties in action (literally—looks like we can expect lots of fighting)! Check out the first full-length trailer for the upcoming season of RuPaul's Drag Race after the jump!

We've imagined Jon Hamm as gay more times than we can count on one Platinum Wet lacquered hand. A Mad Men remix video affords Jon's fictional character Don the same treatment alongside our other silver-fox crush Roger Sterling (sorry, Anderson), just in time for the premiere of season 5! Watch the love story that wasn't, after the jump!

Remember when Trump made a stunt out of announcing his candidacy for president? Do you also remember when he said he did not support same-sex marriage and the LGBT community cried out to boycott him and his shows? Well, apparently Clay Aiken and George Takei do not remember. See what other homophobe will be competing with them in Celebrity Apprentice Season 5 after the jump.

Mary Tyler Moore was the original Independent Woman, the original Single Lady, and probably the inspiration 95% of us Instinct chicks used to enter the media world. The landmark TV series stuck around for seven years and introduced us to such friends of the GLBT community as Betty White, Cloris Leachman, and of course, Mary Tyler Moore.

So it makes sense, then, that The Mary Tyler Moore Show Season 5 (now out in a 3-disc DVD box set) is this week’s Swag Suite, lovely and loyal readers!

If you register for free with our sparklingly fabulous website, you too can make it after all! Just head over to our pretty Swag Suite area (always found through the link in the right sidebar) and enter.

Good luck!