Are you ready for a Kanye West sex tape?

RadarOnline exclusively reports that they've seen the 20 minute tape, which apparently has Kanye going harder, better, faster, stronger ("Stronger" reference, apologies) on an 18-year-old Kim Kardashian look-a-like.

More after the jump!

Porn-pimp Mom Kris Jenner Kardashian has canceled her weekly conference call with Lucifer and jumped on a red eye to London after receiving word that a possible sex-ish tape from Prince Harry's infamous naked night in Sin City is about to be shopped around. 

There is a goddess.

Our prayers were answered on Sunday when male supermodel Tyson Beckford confirmed the existence of a rumored solo "sex" tape and shrugged off its inevitable public release with a sexy dose of confidence that only makes us wanna spend our change to watch the thing even more!

Who would've imagined that three lovable grandmas who've decided to watch the Kardashian sex tape gave us more classic one-liners than the RuPaul's Drag Race finale? Follow the jump to watch the most excitement Shady Pines has seen in years! (Video is NSFW for language.)

Charlize Theron's funny bone (and other sex toys) were revealed in a hilarious April Fool's joke courtesy of Funny or Die. Posted Sunday on the comedy sketch website, Funny or Die joked that it had hacked Charlize's cell phone and discovered footage displaying some Tom Cruise Eyes Wide Shut freaky kind of shiz.

The actress, like the many before her, has come out today to say the depraved acts documented in the titillating video are in fact authentic. Hilarity, after the jump!

Adele got revenge on her ex-boyfriend by winning six Grammy's and penning one of the greatest albums of the century. Adele's ex-boyfriend is said to be getting revenge by releasing a sex tape he made with the gaydored star to French tabloids. Wow, 21 is no joke—this guy really is a tool. 

James Franco is a man of many trades. But according to his appearance on Conan, the hunky Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes star's next trade might be rough.

Instinct fave Mrs. Betty Bowers returns with a new hilarious video, "Christian Sex Tape"!

The charismatic two-timing John Edwards is supposedly well endowed, according to Gawker. The publication bases this information, knowledge that is very integral to the political landscape of the country, might I add, on a viewing of the sex tape chronicling Edwards's notorious affair with Rielle Hunter.

According to Gawker, "the tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards 'is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says 'whoa'. She's behind the camera at first.'"

At least it sounds like Edwards might have a new career if his political one is surely over...

At first we just thought it was an early Christmas present. But now it seems Miss Bizzee Digits will provide us with gifts enough for all the days of Chanukah.

Yes, Ms. Bizzee Digits herself, Carrie Prejean, is now being credited with not just one sex tape she called the "biggest mistake of her life." It seems she has made seven--yes, seven other--"biggest mistakes of her life" as well.

That's right, seven additional--1,2,3,4,5,6,7-- sexual, self-satisfying recordings have surfaced according to the NY Daily News.

Did this chaste young lass make the same seven mistakes for the same manfriend? Oh, this is just too rich.

How classy.

Ex-Miss California, now crownless and without the winnings of her boob-job lawsuit, threw a veneer-shielded tantrum and threatened to storm off Larry King's show last night.

First, Maggie Gallagher's trophy "wife" refused to answer King's questions about the details of her lawsuit settlement, which many have speculated involved the recently-surfaced Prejean sextape. Then, one could almost see Carrie's bleach steam right off of her hair as King took a caller who identified himself as gay and wanted to know what advice Miss Prejean would give to hypothetical gay friends planning to wed.

Though none of us want to put anymore of this mouthpiece in the spotlight, this clip is like an early-Christmas present. Hopefully ...

The eloquent, intelligent Fred Karger of Californians Against Hate has turned the Carrie Prejean sex-tape scandal into an opportunity for National Organization For Marriage's Maggie Gallagher. In a letter to NOM's leader and fierce advocate of righteousness and family values, Karger asks, “Will you embrace someone whose life is so different from your beliefs?  Or will you demonize, bully, rip apart and treat Carrie like someone who has less rights than you have?”

Snap!

Anyone think Maggie Gallagher will even touch this with the Mormon Church’s ten-foot pole?

(For more of Karger’s letter, visit http://californiansagainsthate.com/)