Who says suburbia is boring?

A group of guy friends (maybe gay, maybe straight—they don't care, they're Millennials) from America's picket fence heaven are the latest to channel Carly Rae Jepsen. 

Watch these guys have "good, clean, heterosexual fun" after the jump!

It takes a lot of manpower to open up FOUR Hollister stores in London. Luckily, the frat's favorite retailer had plenty of just that on hand to pitch a tent pitch in!

Some medicine for your Monday (pics and video of the Hollister takeover), after the jump!

We're sorry but the two smoldering gay finalists in PETA's "Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door" make us crave meat! They might turn down our lovelorn messages (courtesy of two hours of Facebook stalking) after that joke, but it was totally worth it.

Meet Zachary and Mark, the only gays remaining of the final 10 men competing for the mouth-watering title, after the jump!

In a photo that will have the mens sauna at the Scientology homobase in L.A. buzzing for weeks, Tom Cruise shows off his guns (as in the fake tattoo providing a sideshow to his 49-year old abs) and his method acting talent to pose with two frisky non-male models. Acting! (A shirtless Tom Cruise on the new cover of W Magazine follows.)

Teen Wolf is gearing up for its second season (June 3) by whetting our whistles in a way only Colton Haynes knows how: sans shirt. Sink your teeth into the new trailer from MTV after the jump!

Why mess with perfection?

Around this time last year we devoted an Instinct lunch break to lusting after pics of Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore shirtless on a Miami Beach. Guess Shemar knows that no shirt + the Miami sun x a beach + paparazzi = lots of blog loving because the scorching hot actor gave us Moore of our favorite kind of math this week! (More pics after the jump.)

Absolut brought its own pit crew to the red carpet of the RuPaul's Drag Race reunion/coronation special in NYC on Monday. They kind of make you want to blow a gasket so you can go in for service, right? As if the airbrushed arm candy flanking the Queen wasn't enough to get us bowing over, the season's finalists, each looking better than they did during the reunion taping (the shade of it all!) struck a few fun poses before heading in for the viewing. More images, after the jump!

Skin is in!

A double dose of Joes made our heads rush at Coachella over the weekend by wearing our favorite trend to the festival (pecs). Together, their collective 12 pack distracted many a concertgoer from the world-class acts that took the stage.

If you weren't in the Coachella Valley over the weekend to let the desert heat dry the drool from your chin before Joe x 2 could notice, we have a few more pics of the very shirtless and sweaty Joe Manganiello and Joe Jonas to ogle after the jump!

David Beckham + white shorts + sweat = a win for the Los Angeles Galaxy ... and an even bigger score for us. The Becks celebrated his team's big 3 - 1 victory over the Portland Timbers on Saturday by giving us all a glimpse of the prize package. (More pics follow!)

Button down shirts stand no match against the mountainous man boobs of Dancing With The Stars' William Levy. Watch yet another button down give its life to bring us joy and more in the just-released behind-the-scenes video culled from William's shirtless shoot for the cover of the current People Magazine.

Isn't Mark Wahlberg just the best dad?

No, really. Father of the year.

What?

More pics after the jump.

We will gladly overlook the lies of handsome men if they want to fib their way to the top of a pile that resembles the sketches for our White Party after-hours soiree. Check out Bruce Weber's idea of what will go down in countless hotel rooms across Palm Springs this weekend, after the jump!