Like us after two or three wine coolers, the lazy punchline awarded by Italian handball player Ivan Stuffer's recent on-court "nutjob" is too easy. (And yes, his last name really is "stuffer".) 

Following a bit of gay panic during a recent match, the Briskena player dropped his shorts to gave his package an aggressive shake. This all was caught on video of course, which you can examine after the jump!

After sitting out for three games as part of his punishment, Toronto Blue Jay Yunel Escobar returned to the field last night sans eye black and was greeted with an opening pitch from openly gay former MLS player David Testo.

Ozzie Guillen, the controversy-prone manager of the Miami Marlins, has rushed to defend Blue Jay Yunel Escobar's blatant use of a Spanish anti-gay slur on the MLB field and chalked it up to a difference of culture.

We've been avoiding celebrity costume recaps from last night because any reminder of the holiday might bring our Halloween hangover headache back into full-force pounding. However, Zac Efron's revealing and sezzy outfit is acting like some kind of magic hair of the dog.

So, what was the hot young actor's costume?

It's lunchtime on the East Coast and Mario Lopez, appearing with a baby-stroller and a French Bulldog (?) as if he was on a photo-shoot staged during our dreams, is serving up plenty of beef. Follow the jump if you're still hungry because Mario's serving up a healthy portion of rump roast... 

Want something daring to wear for Pride season?! Well, get your very own Team Instinct jersey or bib shorts.