In a world filled with sexy pimple ads, the new ProActiv spot starring Denver Bronco Eric Decker stands out on top. ProActiv has lots of promotional tricks up its sleeves, but taking us into the shower with the football star is one trick we actually want to turn. Check out ProActiv's newest spokesperson in all his buff Bronco glory after the jump!

Not to be outdone by limited edition extensions from the My Little Pony line and CLOTHED male models featured in today's music video release from Christina Aguilera, indie-fave-turned-pop-star Marina & The Diamonds steals our attention with half-naked, showering studs in "How To Be A Heartbreaker." 

We still have no idea what White Collar is about because its production team continues to parade a half-naked Matt Bomer in each and every episode distracting us from what seems to be a worthwhile storyline. Not that we're complaining!

To continue drawing our eyeballs to the show, how could White Collar possibly follow up on the Matt Bomer shower scene from last week's episode? Well, by featuring more half-naked Bomer in a bathroom. It's a winning formula!

More shirtless pics of the heartthrob from this week's episode of White Collar after the jump!

We can't decide whether we're slightly squigged out or hugely turned on by the Dallas reboot's new promo ad.

On one hand, it's a clever take on the infamous shower scene that revealed that an entire season of the show had been an elaborate dream sequence.

On the other hand, aren't all of these characters supposed to be related? Is familial showering a thing now? A thing in Dallas, maybe?

Finally on the third hand (the one that shows up sometimes when we're so tired) Jesse Metcalfe and Josh Henderson are steamy and shirtless, and even Larry Hagman's body double is sporting some serious bear appeal, so we can't complain.

Check out the ad after the jump!

Olympian Michael Phelps understands that the best way to get us to fumble through our pocketbooks for dolla dolla bills is to wear his Speedo in a well-lit go-go boy-esque shower show. So, what's Michael selling here? Sex? Swimwear? Shampoo?

Popular jock bullies that are actually repressed gays seem to be cliche these days. But popular sexy jocks in a steamy shower scene who turn out to be gay, well, now that is brand new to me. Details and video after the jump.

You know those moments when there are so many hands involved you start to lose count (it doesn't help that math isn't our strong suit)? This hot ad for Gay-Ville (we want to go there!) puts those confusing times in hilarious (and hot!) perspective. Watch the slightly NSFW video, after the jump.

Now that we have your attention, follow the jump for the delicious picture of Scissor Sisters frontman Jake Shears letting it all hang out in the shower, an outtake from photographer Tim Hailand's One Day In The Life Of Jake Shears tome.

To celebrate his underdog win, New Orleans Saints Super Bowl champ and quarterback Drew Brees isn't going to Disneyland, but instead directly into the shower with Doves, and we're invited, ya'll!