Like us after two or three wine coolers, the lazy punchline awarded by Italian handball player Ivan Stuffer's recent on-court "nutjob" is too easy. (And yes, his last name really is "stuffer".) 

Following a bit of gay panic during a recent match, the Briskena player dropped his shorts to gave his package an aggressive shake. This all was caught on video of course, which you can examine after the jump!

Updated Tuesday 2:40 p.m. PST

Kevin Clash's accuser has recanted the claim that Clash was involved in a sexual relationship with him while he was underage.

Details after the jump.

Lifetime might want to read over its key demographics numbers again after news arrives that the network has given Reverend Bob Larson, mostly known for providing exorcisms to rid gays of the "homosexual demon," his own reality show. 

Revenge may be a dish best served cold but it certainly fired up every gay's DVR throughout its first season!

Want a chance to catch up before the instantly addictive show returns for season 2? Then you're in luck because we're giving away Revenge: The Complete First Season on DVD in this week's Swag Suite. 

Register with our website then head to our Swag Suite area to complete your entry for a chance to win. Good luck!

Matt Bomer—the consistent object of our affection (and attention, fantasies, etc.)—makes his triumphant return to television this evening on USA's White Collar.

We may have to get used to him being so...clothed after giving us nearly everything we could have dreamed of in Magic Mike, but we'll deal.

We're not fickle.

Check out a sneak peek of White Collar's Season 4 and a quick recap of Season 3 after the jump.

Elton John was hospitalized and released from L.A.'s Cedars-Sinai after suffering a serious respiratory infection. Details follow.

If you find yourself in Kuala Lumpar hoping to hit your Glee-spot with the latest episode, you might be out of luck. In confirmed new guidelines for state-owned TV (with rules for private providers and satellite stations soon to follow), shows or movies with LGBT characters will be scrubbed from the air in Malaysia. Details follow. 

It was not the body of Christ that children preparing for their First Communion were subjected to after a Power Point presentation by an Irish priest, but rather the bodies of gay porn stars. Details follow. 

Sad news for the countless international fans out there ready to rock with the legendary Queen fronted (once again) by Adam Lambert in the last venue to be graced with a performance from Freddie Mercury: United Kingdom's Sonisphere Music Festival has been canceled, and with it the highly anticipated show. 

Though being a mother to the Second Coming is a full-time job, it is absolutely sacrilegious for the divine Beyoncé to deprive fans of live shows much longer. Thankfully, Lady B will be ready to end her maternity leave and return to her job on stage in roughly two months. Details follow.

On a night when the biggest surprise was *Spoiler Alert* Meryl Streep winning the best actress trophy, it was easily Jimmy Kimmel's post-Oscar Oprah pitch that scored the most points. Follow the jump to watch Jimmy turn the One & Only into comedy gold. 

With Smash about to hit the airwaves, you know it won't be another musical. But NBC has ordered a pilot from the Glee creator, which will keep the gays front and center. Details after the jump.