Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone has continued the sibling jealousy/rivalry that keeps his name in the news. Ciccone spoke about Her Madgesty's appearance at the VMAs with E! News, saying, "She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong."

And then, blaming his disapproval of sis's style on hottie boy-toy Jesus, Ciccone fumed, "It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep - or don't keep. It's painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him.”

Charming!