The teacher who scrubbed the pansy word "gay" from "Deck the Halls" to butch up the otherwise testosterone fueled-Christmas jam session might have been on to something; now, an entire album of de-gayed holiday classics has been released, perfect for the straight man who wants to feel festive without, well, feeling queer. Follow the jump to watch the hilarious "Straight-Up Christmas" commercial from this week's Conan.

If you're ready for the most homolarious thing you'll see all week, then by all means watch the video of our two favorite power lesbians after the jump!