We're all crazy over Gaga, but a middle-aged male Romanian fan took that to the extreme yesterday in Bucharest, Romania. As Mother Monster walked through her hotel, the overzealous fan shot through an unknown security flaw (aka revolving doors) in an attempt to burden the star with an autograph request. But Mr. Bodyguard wasn't having any of the sudden unexpected movement and let loose a strangle hold/bodyslam/pinning combo referred to in some circles as the "Fifty Shades of Grey Maneuver." 

Fire up Whitney's "I Will Always Love You" and follow the jump to watch Gaga's stacked bodybuard protect from a dangerous pen-wielding fan!

Radio host Caiden Cowger is 14-years old and already waging a right-wing sponsored anti-gay war against President Obama (and the American gay community). During a recent radio show that had Caiden declaring "homosexuality is a choice," the young homophobe went on to give anti-gay bloggers soundbite gold by claiming that President Obama is "making kids gay."

Adding to the longest stretch of teasing we've ever allowed ourselves to be subjected to, yet another new clip from Absolutely Fabulous's January 2012 return to TV prolongs our case of, let's say, blue jingle bells. Follow the jump to watch Patsy and Edina read the Kardashians!

Poor ol' Newt Gingrich won't be able to count on a vote from his half-sister Candace, should he be lucky enough to earn the Republican nomination for presidential candidacy. Details follow.

Sir Ian McKellen reminds us that gay sass does not fade with age when he's asked about the Moscow Pride fiasco. Read his statement* after the jump!

(*Note: prepare your snapping fingers to perform at least three air-snaps.)

It's like an early Christmas gift...