We'd have guessed that the incomparable Dolly Parton exuded a scent of Aqua Net, Revlon lip-stick and the tears of a million emotional gay fans, but Smash and 9 To 5 actress Megan Hilty reveals that we're just a little wrong. Find out how Megan describes Dolly's scent to Bravo's Andy Cohen, after the jump. 

If you aren't one of the many gays who fetishize taking in a whiff of a partner's armpits, you might want to get into it: a Russian study finds that our noses can tell when a man is infected with an STD. 

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