Snooki's debut novel A Shore Thing comes out tomorrow. In case you can't decide if you're going to risk a few visits to the free clinic by exposing your eyeballs to it, publishers have released a few sneak-peek entries that should leave you convinced, including: 

"Gia [Snooki's Christian name] danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."

Then there's this masterful literary construction: 

"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." 

The final nail in print publishing's...

...the "Official" Jersey Shore Halloween costumes debut.

Though we'd rather see a million Situations, it's more likely that a zillion Snooki's will strut their orange selves down Santa Monica Boulevard this year.

The trendiest way to extend 15 minutes in Hollywood has returned with a new cast announcement, and as usual there are some decisions that leave us at Instinct scratching our (chiseled) chins. Dancing with the Stars Reality TV Personalities Future Wendy’s Drive Thru Staff will return soon for its spring season and will bring along some names we totally get (Evan Lysacek), some names we can’t get enough of (The Bachelor Jake Pavelka) and some messes we cannot wait to see muster up a Waltz (Kate Gosselin).

Though not quite the big names, the upcoming cast -- which includes the personalities below -- has almost whet our large, eager appetite for dance floor drama (follow the jump to see which names would have made us even whetter).

Pamela...