Snooki's debut novel A Shore Thing comes out tomorrow. In case you can't decide if you're going to risk a few visits to the free clinic by exposing your eyeballs to it, publishers have released a few sneak-peek entries that should leave you convinced, including:
"Gia [Snooki's Christian name] danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."
Then there's this masterful literary construction:
"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face."
The final nail in print publishing's...FULL STORY