The Glee marketing machine seems to have returned from summer break. The latest promotional material to hit our Glee-spots is a behind-the-scenes-queens season 3 preview featuring the actors discussing their return to the set, and what Gleeks like us can look forward to when the show returns to the air. Watch, after the jump!

The casting department of Dancing With The Stars is scraping the barrel even deeper to come up with "stars" for its new season, if Nancy Grace joining the reality ranks is any indication. 

While we're on the subject of Sunday night's VMAs, let us point you to this juicy red carpet clip showing Taylor Lautner, action movie star, dishing on last year's kiss with Robert Pattinson at the MTV Movie Awards. Unfortunately, millions of gays around the world have to update their fan fiction with word that Taylor was the receiver, not the giver, of the smooch. Video follows.

To continue staving off our Glee withdrawals we've poured ourselves over TheTVAddict's interview with Lea Michele, in which she dishes on all the gay we can look forward to in the show's upcoming third season. So, what'll be good and gay with the new Glee?

Kelly is taking a note out of the over-promotion handbook written by Gaga. The tease is starting to become unbearable! After the jump, read what "Miss Independent" has to say about "Mr. Know It All."

We'll let the kids have Bieber. Our grown up crush comes in the form of the soulful and sexy "daddy" Matt Zarley whose new album, Change Begins With Me, can be found on iTunes and his site today. Inspirational trailer and details after the jump.

We gave two new David Guetta tracks (featuring two gaydored divas!) a spin this afternoon, and, in testament to Guetta's production abilities, we could not stop dancing! But it wasn't all partying at work in the name of research: imagine our chagrin when our Midtown Manhattan building started to shake as we danced. We've been upset that we've broken our liquid-only diet over the weekend to snack on an iceberg lettuce chip for nutrients, but we didn't think we'd gained thaaaat much weight. Anyway, East Coast earthquake humor aside, follow the jump to listen to two earth-shaking epic dance tracks from David Guetta's upcoming new studio album: "Turn Me On" (featuring Nicki Minaj) and "Night Of Your Life" (featuring Jennifer Hudson).

...and we still love him for it. 

Now that his adorbs giggle has stopped echoing in the gay blogosphere, what is Anderson Cooper saying in reflection of the "stunning" response? 

Lady Gaga is set to star in an episode of The Simpsons upcoming 23rd (sheesh!) season, playing herself. Actress Yeardley Smith (the voice of Lisa) dishes the details on Mother Monster's guest gig, after the jump. 

His schoolgirl giggling may have only shot him even deeper into our cold, black hearts, but Anderson Cooper is embarrassed enough by his Depar-2-inspired giggling fit to place the segment on last night's Ridiculist. Follow the jump to watch the adorable Andy make fun of himself. 

We are only use to seeing our hubby laugh like this when we do our silly puppy dog face. But, since we are secure in our marriage, we don't mind him sharing his adorableness with all of you! Video after the jump.

It looks like these "Teenage Dreams" translate into some record-breaking realities. After the jump, read about Katy Perry scoring her fifth No. 1 single on Billboard's Hot 100 off the same album and what that means for the long run.