For all the sheltered breeders who've been asking their gay friends all summer long "what the hell is a kiki?," Scissor Sisters—responsible for bringing the term to a mainstream audience—have finally provided an instructional video giving the full tea, hunties... and it is EVERYTHING.

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150 years from now we'll be in an all-gay retirement home in Palm Springs, groping hot young hot nurses and still watching new video parodies of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe." 

Not that we're complaining!

Marines could dust off a Kenny G muzak track and toss in some straight boy choreography and we'd still salivate and applaud their efforts. 

Watch adorable Marines stationed in Afghanistan ask you to call them after the jump!

Scissor Sisters brought "kiki" to the masses, and whether you love it, hate it, live for it or are sick of it, prepare your tucks for even more kikiing now that the official remixes for the Song of Summer contender have been released.

Check out "Let's Have A Kiki" remixes from Danny Verde, 2 Bears, Olugbenga and more after the jump and let us know which reimagining is your favorite!

If you've had enough of "Call Me, Maybe?" but still got love for Carly Rae Jepsen, a new impossibly infectious collaboration with Owl City might be just what the doctor summer ordered. Listen to the brand spank-us-please new "Good Time" after the jump and let us know in the comments if you think Carly has passed along some of her Song of Summer sparkle to the new track!

The gorgeous Kelly Rowland has every intention of battling for the  'Song of Summer" crown with the aptly titled, "Summer Dreaming."

Give it a listen (and the video a look) after the jump!

Appearing as flawless and fierce as ever on the U.K. version of The Voice, our girl Kylie stormed the stage to perform her new hit "Timebomb." Finally, we have some choreo to back up our lip syncing of the "Song of Summer" heavyweight contender!

Follow the jump to watch a "throughout the ages" Kylie exploding an energetic "Timebomb" all over the stage!

Nicki Minaj implores you to watch the new hyper color video for Song of Summer contender "Starships." After all, dozens of bikini bottoms and several versions of Photoshop/Final Cut Pro gave their lives during filming and post-production. It's practically a Skittles snuff film!

If that wasn't enough to convince you to follow the jump to check out the just-premiered video, perhaps spreading word that plenty of scantily-clad dudes appear in "Starships" alongside Nicki M will help you make the plunge...

I may be embarrassingly goyish, but a few of the hot Jewish guys dancing their asses (is there a fun Hebrew word for "booty"?) off in this mind-blowing parody of LMFAO's "Party Rock" make me want to hang out in Brooklyn more! Follow the jump to watch "Rosh Hashana Rock"...

With Labor Day marking the unofficial end of summer, the season's hottest and gayest competition (sorry, Gay Softball Finals) has finally wrapped-up. Based on cumulative performance throughout the summer on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart, we now know which single receives the tiara as Billboard's "Song of Summer 2011." Is the winning track from Adele, Katy Perry, LMFAO, Nicki Minaj or Pitbull?

Lady Gaga is a busy Mother Monster today, what with asking 11 million Twitter followers to call NY Senators and premiering the music video for her submission for "Song of Summer 2011," "Edge Of Glory." Follow the jump to watch the just-released video and let us know if you heart or hate it in the comments!