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We asked for a live reading of last week's batsh*t crazy email from a University of Maryland Delta Gamma member to her sorority sisters and now we have received it!
Apparently manifestation works like that. With that in mind, we're now officially asking for Adam Levine. We'll let you know how that works out.
Anyway, Academy Award nominated actor Michael Shannon is giving us his own performative interpretation of the epic rant and it's not to be missed. Watch after the jump!FULL STORY