Our favorite December holiday (yep—all the others take a back seat to it!) took over the streets of Boston on Sunday, and, thankfully, BosGuy was there as usual to document the bountiful festivities. Add a shot of hotties from the Boston Santa Speedo Run to your Monday morning latte for some wide-eyed joy with a video report available after the jump!

Yummy British Olympic diver Tom Daley has joined the Mobot movement (not to be confused with the month long of mustache rides, Movember, that wraps up when November bids adieu on Friday) with an energetic video filmed on a diving board. 

What better way to bring attention to the Mobot dance (a little ditty created by Mo Farrah to raise money for impoverished East African children) than by parading Tom around in his Speedo, executing moves we've been attempting all our adult life?

Is that merely a track light or does Tom hide something that beautimous under his work uniform that it looks to us mortals like pure and magical energy when he gives it some air? Anyone want to go toward that light? 

We could discuss the halo that appeared in Tom's Speedo as he returned to the diving board over the weekend all day long, but the real news about our British crush involves his possible foray into reality television. 

The "sex sells" adage applies to real estate Down Under in Queensland where a hot blond Australian is selling property wearing nothing but a Speedo (and matching socks). 

While we may have cringed a bit watching Ryan Lochte get objectified on E!'s Fashion Police, he didn't seem to mind, so why the hell are we complaining?

Joan Rivers had her way with the Olympian and promptly had him stripped down to his skivvies! (Well, his speedo.)

That's when things got weird. Or weirder. 

See for yourself after the jump!

We've been wondering what we were going to do with ourselves now that the London Olympics are no longer a source of distraction. Thankfully, Louis Vuitton rushed to answer that question this morning by releasing the first image of its new celebrity pairing with the now-retired Michael Phelps. 

Updated Thursday, 2:15 p.m. EST with new pics!

A new meme has popped up that we're totally not sick of yet! In fact, keep it coming, Internet! 

Inspired by yesterday's clever placement of a graphics bar over British diver Tom Daley's fun zone (above pic), TV viewers around the world have paused their DVR's just at the right time, begging the world to ask: Summer Olympics or gay porn? Summer Olympics pics that shouldn't be NSFW but are because of their steamy suggestiveness, after the jump!

If anything is going to spark an interest in that other kind of reading (note: not the reading we LIVE for when RuPaul opens the library), it's British Olympic diver Tom Daley's decision to attend his book launch in nothing but a Speedo! 

Makes you want to stick your nose in a book, right?

More pics of Tom's Speedo memoir launch event follow...

This is our kind of wardrobe malfunction!

During a competition that included Michael Phelps on Thursday night, it was swimmer Nathan Adrian's booty that was the clear winner. (Well, Nathan himself, too; even with the drag of an open-flap Speedo swimsuit that resembles our favorite after hours ensemble the hunky athlete was able to walk away with the win!) Video of Nathan laughing his way through a post-competition interview, after the jump! 

Olympian Michael Phelps understands that the best way to get us to fumble through our pocketbooks for dolla dolla bills is to wear his Speedo in a well-lit go-go boy-esque shower show. So, what's Michael selling here? Sex? Swimwear? Shampoo?

Our favorite holigay tradition doesn't involve decorating Douglas-firs or filling stockings with trinkets—it's hands down, ankles up the annual Santa Speedo run. This year's event took place in cities across this great nation on Saturday, December 11, but, as always, it's the recap from Boston's run that has us ready to don our gay apparel. Follow the jump for a little Monday afternoon boost!

Nick Ayler, voted one of DNA Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive in 2010, returns to his packed Speedo to collaborate with celebrated photographer Richerd Gerst. Once again, the magical result summons the drool. Follow the jump for a few more shots of model Nick Ayler, shot by Richard Gerst for "Pin Up Boys Vol. 2"