With three states having approved marriage equality in two weeks, we have a bona fide epidemic according to the CDC (via Stephen Colbert). Stephen devoted a segment on Monday night to warning the straights about the gay symptoms (jet-fuel high bears, for starters) associated with the contagion. Check it out after the jump.

Cuties Macklemore and Ryan Lewis stopped by The Colbert Report and the LGBT allies didn't hold back when discussing their support for our community.

The duo also performed their marriage equality anthem, "Same Love." 

Watch after the jump!

Stephen Colbert and Alan Cumming joined forces in response to Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's idiotic controversial new song "Accidental Racist." 

So what did Colbert and Cumming come up with? Their own clever tune: "Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe"!! 

Check it out after the jump.

Like many, Stephen Colbert was shocked by the Pope's announcement that he was resigning, but Colbert took the news that the Pope was "out" a little differently than most. 

Watch after the jump.

Chris Kluwe's Minnesota Vikings may have ended their season earlier than they had hoped, but the gaydored punter is still getting plenty of press and mileage. Stephen Colbert, having returned from his holiday hiatus, invited Kluwe onto the Colbert Report to explain his marriage equality support. After all, according to Colbert, football players are a thousand miles from gay. 

How does Chris do against the brilliant Colbert? Follow the jump to find out!

The recent challenges to California's ban on "ex gay" therapy for minors provided sound-off points for Stephen Colbert on Tuesday night's the Colbert Report. Check out Stephen's fruit-filled take on conversion therapy after the jump!

Stephen Colbert gave his two cents on the news that Boeing may deny same-sex married couples pension benefits on last night's episode of The Colbert Report. 

See what he has to say on this (and the University of Colorado's bizarre decision to open up a gun-friendly dorm) after the jump!!

Stephen Colbert had an "October surprise" of his own to pull out of his pocket following Donald Trump's $5 million offer to charity should Obama release his college records, only this one might be more difficult for the Donald to swallow. 

Conservatives unite! Well, Comedy Central conservatives, that is. Colbert has just announced plans for a weekend-long summer concert, with a lineup that we didn’t necessarily see coming. Follow the jump to find out who is set to rock out with The Colbert Report.

He's been on vacation and is a few weeks late to news that our husband has taken our advice and shattered the glass closet, but Stephen Colbert remains on point with his clever take on the story (and even uses it to make tongue-in-booty-cheek headlines of his own...). 

Watch The Colbert Report return to TV after hiatus by tackling "torso-American" Anderson Cooper after the jump!

Neil Patrick Harris should consider adding "English Professor" to his man-of-many-hats resume if he's going to school us on a handful of gay expressions that previously didn't exist in our arsenal! 

NPH and Stephen Colbert discuss the Tony Awards, how non-threateningly gay NPH is and breeder v. gay slang, after the jump!

Stephen Colbert continues to bring his own brand of genius to cable.

Here he gives his own analysis of Jesus's views on homosexuality. (Jesus was apparently so filled with rage over the gays that it left him speechless...)

Vid after the jump!