Has Rod Stewart's Lil Kim problem been expunged like the alleged body fluids from a mythical night decades ago? 

The aging superstar sure hopes so after finally tackling the sordid rumor in a candid interview with ABC News. 

Since when is The Soup like our very own private Make A Wish Foundation? We were merely clinging on to life when last night's episode made our dreams come true and reinvigorated our faith in humanity.

Sure, typically Mchottie himself Joel McHale is enough to warrant our DVR subscription to the show, but a special appearance by Kylie, Magic Mike's Joe Manganiello and some Doritos that needed to be eaten off Joe's stomach made it all the more worth it. Watch, after the jump.