David Beckham + white shorts + sweat = a win for the Los Angeles Galaxy ... and an even bigger score for us. The Becks celebrated his team's big 3 - 1 victory over the Portland Timbers on Saturday by giving us all a glimpse of the prize package. (More pics follow!)

How can we make a holiday centered around pride, drinking and showing off one's clothing any better? Sure, it's difficult, but how about with another of our annual St. Patrick's Day Studs post? That oughta do the trick! After all, doesn't everyone want a little Irish in them to celebrate the holiday? A gallery of the MANy reasons to celebrate St. Pat's, after the break!

Alert The X-Factor that Man vs. Wild hottie Bear Grylls is back in the TV job market (though the show's open hosting gig certainly doesn't allow enough shirtless screen time for us to sign off on letting our husband assume the role). 

NBC understands that the quickest way to get us all lathered up for its soap is by way of its able-bodied stable of Days Of Our Lives studs. To reinvigorate our interest in the daytime drama, the soap has launched an online (mostly) shirtless slideshow featuring "Salem's Hottest Hunks." We did the dirty work to cut through the bull and bring you the slideshow's hottest picks, available after the jump.

As if we needed anymore reason to escape winter with a trip to Las Vegas, the Sin City-based Chippendales have revealed their latest celebrity guest: Jake Pavelka, hunky star of the Bachelor and Dancing With The Stars. 

America won't have the only reality TV market featuring out gay celebrities this season (see Wednesday's Celebrity Apprentice post)—the United Kingdom's popular Celebrity Big Brother series will kick off a new season with ex-pro-rugby star and international gay figure Gareth Thomas included on the cast.

We saw our fair share of sexiness this year, especially in the hero category. With Chris Hemsworth as Thor, Ryan Reynolds as the Green Lantern, Jason Momoa playing Conan and Chris Evans as Captain America, it's hard to narrow in on just who took People magazine's top spot. My pick would have been Gosling (who didn't claim the title but I decided to picture him anyway). [Swoon]. Find out after the jump and enjoy some sexy photos!

Is today national Child Stars Come Out As Shirtless Muscle Freaks day? Is Hallmark on top of this? First we had Jonathan Lipnicki revealing how he's all grown up; now we have Joey Lawrence (who flirted with bona fide stud status for a few years) making us reconsider his sex appeal with an awkward staged shirtless outdoor workout. Follow the jump, check out the pictures that might look more in place in a MiraLax ad, and let us know if the new Joey Lawrence is hot or not...

We have a feeling this is not a movie we should see in a theater, but in the privacy of our own homes. Inappropriate? Absolutely. Find out what Joe had to say about his sexy Magic Mike co-stars and his character's name "Big Dick Richie" after the jump.

Another thing to thank Steve Jobs for, iPhone applications! "Rethink Breast Cancer" has created an app that will be sure to catch and keep your attention called Your Man Reminder. Details and sexy promo clip after the jump.

Cheers to tennis superstar Rafael Nadal for going bottoms-up and belly-down in new sezzy ads for Armani underwear. Follow the jump to see another pic showing what Rafael is serving...

Though we rarely pay attention to Ryan Gosling's hair as our eyes are typically distracted by his other attributes, we suddenly can't decide if we like the gorgeous actor's new platinum locks. Follow the jump to check 'em out and help us decide!